Sir,—said I,—all men love all women. That is the _primâ-facie_ aspect of
the case. The Court of Nature assumes the law to be, that all men do so;
and the individual man is bound to show cause why he does not love any
particular woman. A man, says one of my old black-letter law-books, may
show divers good reasons, as thus: He hath not seen the person named in
the indictment; she is of tender age, or the reverse of that; she hath
certain personal disqualifications,—as, for instance, she is a
blackamoor, or hath an ill-favored countenance; or, his capacity of
loving being limited, his affections are engrossed by a previous comer;
and so of other conditions. Not the less is it true that he is bound by
duty and inclined by nature to love each and every woman. Therefore it
is that each woman virtually summons every man to show cause why he doth
not love her. This is not by written document, or direct speech, for the
most part, but by certain signs of silk, gold, and other materials, which
say to all men,—Look on me and love, as in duty bound. Then the man
pleadeth his special incapacity, whatsoever that may be,—as, for
instance, impecuniosity, or that he hath one or many wives in his
household, or that he is of mean figure, or small capacity; of which
reasons it may be noted, that the first is, according to late decisions,
of chiefest authority.—So far the old law-book. But there is a note from
an older authority, saying that every woman doth also love each and every
man, except there be some good reason to the contrary; and a very
observing friend of mine, a young unmarried clergyman, tells me, that, so
far as his experience goes, he has reason to think the ancient author had
fact to justify his statement.
I’ll tell you how it is with the pictures of women we fall in love with
at first sight.
—We a’n’t talking about pictures,—said the landlady’s daughter,—we’re
talking about women.
I understood that we were speaking of love at sight,—I remarked,
mildly.—Now, as all a man knows about a woman whom he looks at is just
what a picture as big as a copper, or a “nickel,” rather, at the bottom
of his eye can teach him, I think I am right in saying we are talking
about the pictures of women.—Well, now, the reason why a man is not
desperately in love with ten thousand women at once is just that which
prevents all our portraits being distinctly seen upon that wall. They
all _are_ painted there by reflection from our faces, but because _all_
of them are painted on each spot, and each on the same surface, and many
other objects at the same time, no one is seen as a picture. But darken
a chamber and let a single pencil of rays in through a key-hole, then you
have a picture on the wall. We never fall in love with a woman in
distinction from women, until we can get an image of her through a
pin-hole; and then we can see nothing else, and nobody but ourselves can
see the image in our mental camera-obscura.
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