The weak point in our chryso-aristocracy is the same I have alluded to in
connection with cheap dandyism. Its thorough manhood, its high-caste
gallantry, are not so manifest as the plate-glass of its windows and the
more or less legitimate heraldry of its coach-panels. It is very curious
to observe of how small account military folks are held among our
Northern people. Our young men must gild their spurs, but they need not
win them. The equal division of property keeps the younger sons of rich
people above the necessity of military service. Thus the army loses an
element of refinement, and the moneyed upper class forgets what it is to
count heroism among its virtues. Still I don’t believe in any
aristocracy without pluck as its backbone. Ours may show it when the
time comes, if it ever does come.
—These United States furnish the greatest market for intellectual _green
fruit_ of all the places in the world. I think so, at any rate. The
demand for intellectual labor is so enormous and the market so far from
nice, that young talent is apt to fare like unripe gooseberries,—get
plucked to make a fool of. Think of a country which buys eighty thousand
copies of the “Proverbial Philosophy,” while the author’s admiring
countrymen have been buying twelve thousand! How can one let his fruit
hang in the sun until it gets fully ripe, while there are eighty thousand
such hungry mouths ready to swallow it and proclaim its praises?
Consequently, there never was such a collection of crude pippins and
half-grown windfalls as our native literature displays among its fruits.
There are literary green-groceries at every corner, which will buy
anything, from a button-pear to a pine-apple. It takes a long
apprenticeship to train a whole people to reading and writing. The
temptation of money and fame is too great for young people. Do I not
remember that glorious moment when the late Mr.—we won’t say who,—editor
of the—we won’t say what, offered me the sum of fifty cents _per_
double-columned quarto page for shaking my young boughs over his foolscap
apron? Was it not an intoxicating vision of gold and glory? I should
doubtless have revelled in its wealth and splendor, but for learning that
the _fifty cents_ was to be considered a rhetorical embellishment, and by
no means a literal expression of past fact or present intention.
—Beware of making your moral staple consist of the negative virtues. It
is good to abstain, and teach others to abstain, from all that is sinful
or hurtful. But making a business of it leads to emaciation of
character, unless one feeds largely also on the more nutritious diet of
active sympathetic benevolence.
—I don’t believe one word of what you are saying,—spoke up the angular
female in black bombazine.
I am sorry you disbelieve it, Madam,—I said, and added softly to my next
neighbor,—but you prove it.
The young fellow sitting near me winked; and the divinity-student said,
in an undertone,—_Optime dictum_.
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