Her soul is sweet as the ocean air, For prudery knows no haven there; To find mock-modesty, please apply To the conscious blush and the downcast eye. Rich in the things contentment brings, In every pure enjoyment wealthy, Blithe as a beautiful bird she sings, For body and mind are hale and healthy. Her eyes they thrill with right goodwill-- Her heart is light as a floating feather-- As pure and bright as the mountain rill That leaps and laughs in the Highland heather! Go search the world and search the sea, Then come you home and sing with me There's no such gold and no such pearl As a bright and beautiful English girl! [Illustration] TEMPORA MUTANTUR Letters, letters, letters, letters! Some that please and some that bore, Some that threaten prison fetters (Metaphorically, fetters Such as bind insolvent debtors)-- Invitations by the score. One from COGSON, WILES, and RAILER, My attorneys, off the Strand; One from COPPERBLOCK, my tailor-- My unreasonable tailor-- One in FLAGG'S disgusting hand. One from EPHRAIM and MOSES, Wanting coin without a doubt, I should like to pull their noses-- Their uncompromising noses; One from ALICE with the roses--- Ah, I know what that's about! Time was when I waited, waited For the missives that she wrote, Humble postmen execrated-- Loudly, deeply execrated-- When I heard I wasn't fated To be gladdened with a note! Time was when I'd not have bartered Of her little pen a dip For a peerage duly gartered-- For a peerage starred and gartered-- With a palace-office chartered, Or a Secretaryship. But the time for that is over, And I wish we'd never met. I'm afraid I've proved a rover-- I'm afraid a heartless rover-- Quarters in a place like Dover Tend to make a man forget. Bills for carriages and horses, Bills for wine and light cigar, Matters that concern the Forces-- News that may affect the Forces-- News affecting my resources, Much more interesting are! And the tiny little paper, With the words that seem to run From her little fingers taper (They are very small and taper), By the tailor and the draper Are in interest outdone. And unopened it's remaining! I can read her gentle hope-- Her entreaties, uncomplaining (She was always uncomplaining), Her devotion never waning-- Through the little envelope! [Illustration] A MANAGER'S PERPLEXITIES