The Bacillus of Beauty: A Romance of To-dayStark, Harriet
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The Bacillus of Beauty: A Romance of To-day
Stark, Harriet
Beauty, Personal -- Fiction; Man-woman relationships -- Fiction; New York (N.Y.) -- Fiction; Science fiction
"Talking wedding?" that tease asked, following me back into the parlour
and pirouetting before a mirror. "Chastening experience for once in a
way to see mysel' as ithers see me. Big wedding, won't it be? Florist
told Cadge he was forcing a churchful of peach and apple blossoms.
You're a bridesmaid, ain't you? That _was_ Mrs. Henry? Know I've seen
her here. Looks apoplectic; and there's too much musk in her violet."
"That was Mrs. Henry, but I'm not on Peggy's list. How are the
beastesses' noses and toeses?"
"Ambulance rung for." Kitty darted to another looking glass. "Regular
hall of mirrors, ain't it? Helen, why are photo-engravers--but say,
I've seen a list of bridesmaids; Ann Fredericks was one, cousin of
_the_ Frederickses; great for Helen, we all said--Pros. and Cadge and--"
"Has the list been printed?"
Kitty looked puzzled.
"What are you cross about?" she said finally. "I don't wonder you get
tired of such doings, tugging a ton of bouquet down a church aisle,
organ grinding Lohengrin. If ever I marry, I sha'n't ask you to stand
up with me; I propose to be the central figure at my own wedding; Cadge
can do as she chooses."
"Why, Kitty! Cadge and--why, Pros., of course."
"In June. Came to tell you."
For a moment Kitty's eyes danced, then the mist followed the sunlight,
and the poor little creature buried her head in my lap, sobbing.
"Oh, what'll I do," she cried, "when Cadge takes away my brother and my
brother takes away Cadge, and you--they say you're going off with that
Englisher to be a Countess--not that I ever see anything of you now."
"Oh, hush, child; don't you know you're talking nonsense?"
Kitty took me at my word.
"Earl's lady is a Countess, ain't she?" she asked, her voice still
shaky. Then she sat suddenly upright and put back her red curls from
her brow, winking vigourously. "Oh, if you do live in a castle, put in
bathtubs and gas; and if you go to court, please, Princess, hide a
kodak under your bouquet for me and--"
Crying and laughing by turns and tossing back her flaming locks, she
started for the door.
"Helen," she said, turning as she reached it, "I have such bad
symptoms! Am I really the only girl that's jealous of you?"
"The only one that isn't jealous, you--you dear!" I exclaimed; and I
believe it's almost true!
Kitty paused in the hall, playing with the roses in a bowl upon the
table.
"We hear something of how the dowagers adore you. But let 'em wag their
double chins; you'll scat the old cats from their cushions!" she said.
At the impetuous outflinging of her hands, the floor was strewn with
pink petals.
"Cats?" repeated Mrs. Whitney, who just then made her appearance, "are
they a hobby with Miss Reid?"
"I'd drown 'em," cried Kitty, vanishing, "nine times!"
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