The Bacillus of Beauty: A Romance of To-dayStark, Harriet
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The Bacillus of Beauty: A Romance of To-day
Stark, Harriet
Beauty, Personal -- Fiction; Man-woman relationships -- Fiction; New York (N.Y.) -- Fiction; Science fiction
Dear me! Beauty is a responsibility! Such troubles, such trials about
nothing! It's photographs this time!
Last Wednesday--the day after the papers published so much about me--a
strange man called in Mrs. Baker's absence and begged me to let him
take my photograph--as a service to Art. If Aunt had been at home I
wouldn't have been permitted to see him. But the man was pleasant and
gentlemanly, and so sincere in his admiration that he won the way to my
heart. I'm afraid devotion is still so new to me that it's the surest
road to my good graces. He hesitated and stammered, blinking before my
shining loveliness as if blinded, as he offered to take the pictures
for nothing, if he might exhibit them afterwards; and at last I went to
his studio, though I said that his work must be for me only, and that I
must pay for it.
I wonder at myself for yielding, for I didn't mean to have any
photographs until the experiment was quite finished--to mortify me in
future with their record of imperfection; but I'm so nearly perfect now
that, really, it's time I had something to tell me how I do look. Of
course, as fast as I can lay hands on them, I'm destroying every
likeness of the old Nelly. At the studio it was such a revelation--the
care and intelligence the man displayed, the skill of the posing--that
when I got home full of the subject and found Cadge waiting, I had to
tell her all about it.
"H'm!" she said after I had finished; "what sort of looking chap?"
When I had described him, she sat silent at least a third of a minute,
establishing for herself a new record. Then she said:--
"Princess, I'll have to take back every word I said yesterday about
letting you off from being interviewed. I agreed to wait, but it's up
to you. Every rag in town'll have some kind of feature about you next
Sunday, and you wouldn't ask me to see the _Star_ beaten? You'd better
come right now to the _Star_ photographer, or--see last night's
papers?--you'll wish you'd never been born. I tell you the situation's
out of my control."
"Well, come on then, before Aunt Frank gets back."
So we started out again. The sun and air made me so drunken with pure
joy of living that I didn't mind the scolding sure to follow--though it
certainly has proved an annoyance ever since to have Aunt's fidgetty
oversight of me redoubled, and to be shut up, as I have been, closer
than ever, like a Princess in a fairy book, just as my splendid
triumphs were beginning.
Worst of all, almost, Mrs. Baker told the tale of my misdeeds to John.
"Why, Helen," he said at once, "no photographer of standing goes about
soliciting patronage; the man who came here wants pictures of you to
sell."
"Like the great ladies' photographs in England?" I asked flippantly,
though I was really a little disturbed.
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