French fiction -- Translations into English; Paris (France) -- Social life and customs -- Fiction
"Your excellencies have heard me speak of my duel this morning. I killed
the Prince of Cochin-China near the Porte Saint-Denis."
"The Prince of Cochin-China, and where the devil did you find such a
prince as that?"
"By the side of the Fosses-Jaunes. I was walking quietly along, he came
up and assaulted me, and I fought him. Isn't that true, Marcel?"
"Yes, it's very true that he told me all that, monseigneur. He arrived
here wild with fright, and exhausted; he told me that he was pursued,
and though I did not understand all his history of the prince, I saw
that he trembled, so I consented to allow him to come in for a moment.
We were having supper when you came in, monseigneur, and immediately he
fled, seeing and hearing nothing."
"Yes, monseigneur," said Chaudoreille, "I believed that the archers and
the sergeants were coming to arrest me, and I hid in the first place
that I could see."
"Do you think, clown, that I believe the story you told Marcel in order
to get some supper?"
"Monseigneur, I swear to you!"
"Peace!"
"There were witnesses to the duel."
"Silence, I tell you! To come to this house to seek Marcel, you must
have known that he lived here. Who taught you the way to this dwelling?
Did you know that it belonged to me? and if you knew it belonged to me,
who gave you the audacity to present yourself here."
Chaudoreille, who perceived that the marquis was no longer joking,
answered with less assurance,--
"Monseigneur, I've already had the honor of visiting here in your
lordship's service."
"To serve me, rascal?"
"Yes, monseigneur; I served you indirectly in a certain matter with a
young Italian, an elopement on the Pont de Latournelle. It was I whom
Touquet charged to keep watch."
"O marquis," said the three guests, smiling, "this is clear enough. The
chevalier of the Round Table has ministered to your love."
"I've had that honor, monseigneurs," answered Chaudoreille, bowing, and
twisting his mustaches.
"Hang it! I don't remember it," cried the marquis, looking hard at
Chaudoreille. "What, Touquet, so clever, so inventive, could he be
served by such a marionette. Come, that is not possible."
"Monseigneur," said Chaudoreille, compressing his lips, "if you knew the
talents of the one you call marionette, you would, perhaps, speak
differently. Touquet himself is only a beginner beside me."
"Oh, as to that, clown, it is necessary that you should justify your
boasting or that you should perish beneath the stick. For some days I
have been suffering from ennui; I don't find anyone, at the court or in
the town, who deserves my homage. My Italian, even, has commenced to
tire me. I wish--I don't know--I would give all the world for the
capacity of falling truly in love; find me a woman who is capable of
inspiring me with this feeling. I will give you twenty-four hours to
discover this treasure for me. A hundred pistoles for you if you gratify
my wishes, a hundred strokes of the stick if you are not successful."
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