French fiction -- Translations into English; Paris (France) -- Social life and customs -- Fiction
"Leave me, gentlemen, I repeat to you, you are addressing the wrong
person."
These words, pronounced by the young bachelor in a manner which left no
doubt as to his sex, produced the effect of a head of Medusa on the four
young noblemen: they remained motionless for a moment, then they all
burst into a shout of laughter, crying: "It's a man. What a unique
adventure."
"Yes, gentlemen, it is a man," answered Urbain. "I hope now that you
will allow me to continue on my way."
"As for me, I will no longer oppose you," said one of the strangers.
"Come, Villebelle," resumed another, "let the boy go. You can see very
well he's not a girl. I believe, deuce take it, that the wine we've
drunk didn't allow the marquis to see our mistake. Isn't that so,
chevalier?"
"Yes, yes, indeed, gentlemen," answered the Marquis de Villebelle; for
it was that nobleman himself, who, as he had said to the barber, made
merry with his friends by seeking spicy adventures in the streets of the
capital. With a head excited by wines and liqueurs, the marquis, always
the leader in the follies and extravagances committed in these
escapades, had pressed Urbain most closely, and on the latter making
himself known had continued to hold the young bachelor.
"A moment, my boy," said he, stopping Urbain. "We know you're not a
girl, that's all very well; but, by all the devils! in this disguise you
must necessarily have had some very comical adventures; recount them to
us, 't will amuse us, and afterwards you shall be free to go your way."
"Yes, yes," repeated the others; "he must tell us why he's dressed up
like a woman."
"I must really tell this adventure at the cardinal's little levee
tomorrow morning.
"And I must tell it to Marion Delorme. I'll have Bois-Robert put it into
verse for the court."
"Colletel shall turn it into a comedy. Come, speak on."
"Yet, once more, gentlemen, allow me to go on my way; by what right do
you interrogate me? I have nothing to say to you, and I wish to depart."
Saying these words, he endeavored to repulse the marquis anew, but the
latter barred the way and drew his sword, crying,--
"Upon my honor, this little goodman is very fractious. It's really too
droll. You shall speak or we will make you jump under our swords like a
spaniel."
"Insolent fellow," exclaimed Urbain, furiously; "had I a weapon you had
not dared to use such language to me, or I should already have
chastised you."
"Truly? Oh, hang it. I should like to see how you handle a sword. Come,
chevalier, lend him yours."
"What, Villebelle, you wish it?"
"Yes, undoubtedly, a duel with a peasant--that will be a joke."
"Come, gentlemen, make a circle."
So saying, the marquis took a sword from one of his companions and
presented it to Urbain.
"Hold," said he, "here's a weapon, defend yourself. Guard yourself,
girl-boy, and let us see if you are as brave as you're stubborn."
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