Now, what is this, as you’d say, but fostering a superabundance of population? It’s no other than offering bribes to bring people into the country, already as full as a cask of herrings; and when every trade is eating part of its members up, for all the world as melancholy monkeys eat their own tails! Isn’t it shocking to encourage the lower classes to add to themselves? There’s nothing that money won’t do; and I’ve no doubt whatever that, for some years to come, all children at Mile-end will be born by threes and fours. A shrewd fellow like you must have remarked how people imitate one another. You never yet heard of an odd act of suicide, or any kind of horror with originality in it, that it didn’t for a little time become the fashion, as if it was a new bonnet or a new boot. And so, among the lower orders, it will be in the matter of babies. Now, if Mrs Clements had been sent to prison for the offence, then the evil might have been nipped in the bud; but to reward her for her three babies, who could show no honest means of providing for themselves, why, it’s flying in the face of all political economy. Three babies at once at Mile-end is monstrous. Even twins should be confined to the higher ranks. You’ll be glad to hear that we’ve been giving a round of dinners to your Chinese hero, Sir Henry Pottinger. At Manchester he was hailed as the very hero of cotton prints. They dined him very handsomely, and you may be sure there was a good deal of after-dinner speaking. A Rev. Canon Wray answered the toast for the Clergy. I once read of a melancholy man, who thought all his body was turned into a glass bottle, and so wouldn’t move for fear of going to pieces. Now, I’m certain of it, that there’s a sort of clergyman who, after some such humour, thinks himself a forty-two pounder; for he is never heard at a public meeting that he doesn’t fire away shot and gunpowder. The Rev. Canon said (or rather fired) his thanks, that Sir H. Pottinger “had opened a way for the march of the gospel.” Now, Michael, I never heard of any artillery in the New Testament. And he further said:-- “British arms seem scarcely ever to know a defeat. In the east, west, north, and south, our soldiers and sailors are, in the end, ever victorious. I cannot but think that, as great Britain holds the tenets of the gospel in greater purity than any other nation, so she is intended by the Divine will to carry inestimable blessings to all distant benighted climes.” Well, Michael, I’ve heard of a settler in mistake sowing gunpowder for onions; but the Rev. Canon Wray, with his best knowledge about him, thinks there’s nothing like sowing gunpowder for the “scriptural mustard-seed.” I suppose he’s right, because he’s a canon; and therefore not to be disputed with by your ignorant, but affectionate brother, JUNIPER HEDGEHOG. LETTER V.--_To Mrs Barbara Wilcox, at Philadelphia._