The barber's chair; and, The hedgehog lettersJerrold, Douglas William
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The barber's chair; and, The hedgehog letters
Jerrold, Douglas William
English literature -- 19th century; English wit and humor
of some respectable saint and patriot--day after day we should have
read the verdict, “Died by retention of abuse!” Happily, while we have
Exeter Hall, we are spared these national calamities.
As I know, grandmother, your natural tenderness for all that concerns
the bishops, I must--at the risk of bringing on your cholic--inform you
that they are again in danger. Even the _Morning Post_ is beginning to
neglect ’em! Some newspaper--I don’t know which--has proposed, as the
only true remedy for the distress of the country, that there should
be a greater number of bishops. Now this, at the first blush, seems a
capital notion. But only mark what follows. The writer would multiply
episcopal blessings, by “distributing the revenues of the present
sees, as they fall vacant, among a greater number of bishops.” And
the _Morning Post_ doesn’t at once put down this infamous proposal.
Only imagine the Bishop of London slit into half-a-dozen bishops--one
Henry of Exeter made twenty Henrys--just as you make bundles of small
wood from one large piece! After giving utterance to this wickedness,
the writer goes on to think “it impossible that the spiritual Lords
should continue to be members of the Legislature after ceasing to be
rich men.” And this the _Post_ calls “no singular opinion. For such
is the habitual association of power and station in this country with
wealth, that perhaps nine out of every ten persons that one might meet
walking along the Strand, would say with this writer that unless a
prelate had his thousands a year, and his carriage, and his servants,
and his grandeur of accessories, he could not properly take a part in
counselling the Government, or assisting to make laws in the Upper
House of Parliament!” And if the people think so, I’ve heard it said
that the bishops have themselves to thank for such belief, seeing that
the world often hears more of their carriages and servants than of the
humility and tenderness that were shown by the apostles. The _Post_,
however, to my amazement, is for stripping Lambeth and Fulham of much
of their finery. Yes: the _Post_ absolutely says: “We protest against
the opinion that, without the wealth, the worth of the bishops in the
House of Lords would be nought. Nay, we can conceive the possibility of
the influence of learning, and eloquence, and venerable earnestness,
being _even greater when disassociated_ from wealth and worldly
interests!” Only imagine, grandmother, the Bishop of London walking
down to the House of Lords leaning on a horn-tipped staff, and not
rolled along in his cushioned carriage, with servant in purple livery
to let down the steps for him! Isn’t the picture terrible? Isn’t it
what they call revolutionary? And yet the _Morning Post_--as coldly
as this present month of May--can see the possibility of a Bishop of
Exeter being cut into ten or twenty bishoplings, and never swoon, or
even as much as call out for the hartshorn! Who is the revolutionist
now?
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