The barber's chair; and, The hedgehog lettersJerrold, Douglas William
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The barber's chair; and, The hedgehog letters
Jerrold, Douglas William
English literature -- 19th century; English wit and humor
It is not unlikely, grandmother, that you may have a few Highland
families sent over to America, as they are now being carefully “weeded
out” from their native places by certain landlords, who think it
better and more Christian-like to turn their lands into sheep-walks
than to suffer them to be tenanted by mere men, women, and children.
“Weeding” is a nice word, isn’t it? it so capitally describes the
worth of the thing rooted out. The poor man is, of course, the “weed;”
the rich is the “lily,” that “neither toils nor spins.” And just now,
it seems, certain places in the Highlands are overgrown with this
rank, foul weed--this encumbrance to the soil--this one human thing,
worse than thistle or nettle. What a beautiful world this would be,
wouldn’t it?--if this weed of poverty was cut up, burnt, destroyed,
got rid of any way! It’s a dreadful nuisance; and yet it _will_ spring
up, like groundsel or any other worthless thing! And strange to say,
the sun will shine upon it, and the dews of heaven descend upon it,
all the same as if it was one of the aforesaid lilies, full of light
and breathing sweetness. Odd, isn’t it, that the sky should shine so
impartially on both?--Your affectionate grandson,
JUNIPER HEDGEHOG.
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LETTER XV.--_To Miss Kitty Hedgehog, Milliner, Philadelphia._
DEAR KITTY,--If I haven’t written before this, it is because I’ve had
nothing worth ink and paper to send you. I know that you’ve a mind
above politics, and--may you be pardoned for the lightness!--can sleep
like a cat in the sun, no matter how much the Church may be in danger.
When, however, there’s anything stirring among silks and satins, why,
then your woman’s spirit is up, and all the milliner is roused within
you. Knowing this, Kitty, I shall treat you with a few lines about
a Powdered Ball we’ve lately had at Court; when everybody, out of
compliment, I suppose, to what is called the wisdom of their ancestors,
went dressed like their great grandfathers and grandmothers. A huge
comfort this to great people in the shades! Dear Queen Charlotte was
once again at Court, very flatteringly represented by a fine piece
of point-lace worn by the blessed Victoria herself. And dukes, and
lords, and generals--all of ’em sleeping in family lead--were once more
walking minuets and dancing “Sir Roger de Coverly.” Everybody, for a
time, lived more than a hundred years ago; and, as I’m told, felt very
happy at going backward even for one night. To go back is with many
high folks the greatest proof of wisdom; and therefore, among such
people, the Powdered Ball was considered a glorious stride in the right
direction. Only imagine the rapture of a Duke of Newcastle, living,
even in fancy, for a few hours, at any time from 1715 to 1745; a time
when there was no Reform Bill, no steam-engines, no railways, no cheap
books! Think of the delight of many old gentlemen believing themselves
their own grandfathers; quite away from these revolutionary days, and
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