Christmas stories, English; England -- Social life and customs -- 19th century -- Fiction
‘The matter!’ cried poor Clemency.—When, looking up in wonder, and in
indignant remonstrance, and in the added emotion of a great roar from Mr.
Britain, and seeing that sweet face so well remembered close before her,
she stared, sobbed, laughed, cried, screamed, embraced her, held her
fast, released her, fell on Mr. Snitchey and embraced him (much to Mrs.
Snitchey’s indignation), fell on the Doctor and embraced him, fell on Mr.
Britain and embraced him, and concluded by embracing herself, throwing
her apron over her head, and going into hysterics behind it.
A stranger had come into the orchard, after Mr. Snitchey, and had
remained apart, near the gate, without being observed by any of the
group; for they had little spare attention to bestow, and that had been
monopolised by the ecstasies of Clemency. He did not appear to wish to
be observed, but stood alone, with downcast eyes; and there was an air of
dejection about him (though he was a gentleman of a gallant appearance)
which the general happiness rendered more remarkable.
None but the quick eyes of Aunt Martha, however, remarked him at all;
but, almost as soon as she espied him, she was in conversation with him.
Presently, going to where Marion stood with Grace and her little
namesake, she whispered something in Marion’s ear, at which she started,
and appeared surprised; but soon recovering from her confusion, she
timidly approached the stranger, in Aunt Martha’s company, and engaged in
conversation with him too.
‘Mr. Britain,’ said the lawyer, putting his hand in his pocket, and
bringing out a legal-looking document, while this was going on, ‘I
congratulate you. You are now the whole and sole proprietor of that
freehold tenement, at present occupied and held by yourself as a licensed
tavern, or house of public entertainment, and commonly called or known by
the sign of the Nutmeg-Grater. Your wife lost one house, through my
client Mr. Michael Warden; and now gains another. I shall have the
pleasure of canvassing you for the county, one of these fine mornings.’
‘Would it make any difference in the vote if the sign was altered, sir?’
asked Britain.
‘Not in the least,’ replied the lawyer.
‘Then,’ said Mr. Britain, handing him back the conveyance, ‘just clap in
the words, “and Thimble,” will you be so good; and I’ll have the two
mottoes painted up in the parlour instead of my wife’s portrait.’
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