The Bell-Ringer of Angel's, and Other StoriesHarte, Bret
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The Bell-Ringer of Angel's, and Other Stories
Harte, Bret
American fiction -- 19th century; Short stories; Western stories
“Oh, come along!” I continued impatiently. To my surprise he seemed to
dodge back into the stable again. After an instant he reappeared.
“Pardon! but I am re-strain! Of a truth, in this instant I am grasp by
the mouth of thees horse in the coat-tail of my dress! She will that I
should remain. It would seem”--he disappeared again--“that”--he was out
once more--“the experiment is a sooccess! She reciprocate! She is, of a
truth, gone on me. It is lofe!”--a stronger pull from Chu Chu here sent
him in again--“but”--he was out now triumphantly with half his garment
torn away--“I shall coquet.”
Nothing daunted, however, the gallant fellow was back next day with
a Mexican saddle, and attired in the complete outfit of a vaquero.
Overcome though HE was by heavy deerskin trousers, open at the side
from the knees down, and fringed with bullion buttons, an enormous
flat sombrero, and a stiff, short embroidered velvet jacket, I was more
concerned at the ponderous saddle and equipments intended for the slim
Chu Chu. That these would hide and conceal her beautiful curves and
contour, as well as overweight her, seemed certain; that she would
resist them all to the last seemed equally clear. Nevertheless, to my
surprise, when she was led out, and the saddle thrown deftly across her
back, she was passive. Was it possible that some drop of her old Spanish
blood responded to its clinging embrace? She did not either look at it
nor smell it. But when Enriquez began to tighten the “cinch” or girth
a more singular thing occurred. Chu Chu visibly distended her slender
barrel to twice its dimensions; the more he pulled the more she swelled,
until I was actually ashamed of her. Not so Enriquez. He smiled at us,
and complacently stroked his thin moustache.
“Eet is ever so! She is the child of her grandmother! Even when you
shall make saddle thees old Castilian stock, it will make large--it will
become a balloon! Eet is a trick--eet is a leetle game--believe me. For
why?”
I had not listened, as I was at that moment astonished to see the saddle
slowly slide under Chu Chu's belly, and her figure resume, as if by
magic, its former slim proportions. Enriquez followed my eyes, lifted
his shoulders, shrugged them, and said smilingly, “Ah, you see!”
When the girths were drawn in again with an extra pull or two from the
indefatigable Enriquez, I fancied that Chu Chu nevertheless secretly
enjoyed it, as her sex is said to appreciate tight-lacing. She drew a
deep sigh, possibly of satisfaction, turned her neck, and apparently
tried to glance at her own figure--Enriquez promptly withdrawing to
enable her to do so easily. Then the dread moment arrived. Enriquez,
with his hand on her mane, suddenly paused and, with exaggerated
courtesy, lifted his hat and made an inviting gesture.
“You will honor me to precede.”
I shook my head laughingly.
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