The Benefit of the Doubt; a Comedy in Three ActsPinero, Arthur Wing
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The Benefit of the Doubt; a Comedy in Three Acts
Pinero, Arthur Wing
English drama -- 19th century
[_Watching him._] That looks nice. [_She puts the remains of her biscuit
on the table and stretches out her hand for the wine. He gives it to
her; she drinks._] Oh! oh! oh—h—h—h! [_There is a pause; there she
shakes herself, looks up at him, and breaks into a low, childlike little
laugh._] Ha! ha, ha, ha! I’d nearly gone, hadn’t I? [_Emptying her
glass._] Oh! oh!... Fetch yourself a glass, and we’ll drink luck to each
other. Then I really must be off. The porter said the trains run
every—every what was it? [_He brings a glass, which she fills, speaking
animatedly._] A tumbler! oh, fie! [_Filling her own glass._] Oh, mine’s
a tumbler too! [_Nodding to him._] Ourselves! [_Touching his glass with
hers._] Our two poor unfortunate selves! [_They drink._] Ha! I don’t
care! do you?
JOHN.
Care——?
THEOPHILA.
A hang. For anything; for what the judge said; for what people think.
Puh. Here’s to our friend, the judge——! [_Drinking, nearly emptying her
glass._] I hope his wife’s a cat who leads him a——! [_Jumping up
suddenly, her eyes dilating, holding her glass high in the air._]
Happiness and prosperity to Mr. Fraser! [_Loudly._] Mr. Fraser!
JOHN.
Sssh! oh, hush!
THEOPHILA.
Fraser of Locheen! [_She goes to the fireplace and flings the contents
of her glass into the grate._] Ha! well, that’s throwing good stuff
after poor, isn’t it? [_She places her glass on the table; the cigarette
box is open; she takes a cigarette._] The old sort?
JOHN.
[_Quickly._] No, no——
THEOPHILA.
[_Striking a match._] Only a whiff. [_Lighting her cigarette._] Sure I’m
not in the way, Jack, if I rest here a minute or two longer?
JOHN.
[_With a glance at the library._] C—certainly not.
THEOPHILA.
[_Throwing herself upon the settee in a careless attitude, smoking._]
Oh, thank God for this rest! [_Looking round._] So this is the little
place you used to tell me about——
JOHN.
[_Standing, watching her, apprehensively._] Um——
THEOPHILA.
Phew! Your fire’s all right to look at——! [_She removes her cape from
her shoulders and flings it away from her; he picks it up, and places it
over the back of a chair._] Never mind that rag. Are you likely to be in
Paris?
JOHN.
I—I’m not fond of Paris.
THEOPHILA.
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