England -- Fiction; Love stories; Scholars -- Fiction
"Why should I ask him," he had once said to Miss Baker. "I shall
marry just the same, whether he permits it or whether he does not."
This was grievous to the ladies at Littlebath. Very little had been
said about money between George and Miss Baker up to this time;
nothing had been said between George and Caroline; but the two ladies
knew that there could be no marriage till there was an adequate
income. The income of the gentleman when stripped of his fellowship
would be two hundred pounds a year; that of the lady was about the
same. Now Caroline Waddington had no intention whatever of marrying
on four hundred pounds a year; and it must be more than three years
at the very least before all this profound study would result in
golden fees.
Now that the matter was so far settled--settled as Bertram considered
it--he did tell Harcourt of his love. "Harcourt," said he, one day.
"I have a piece of news which perhaps I ought to tell you. I am
engaged to be married."
"Are you?" said Harcourt, rather too coolly to satisfy his friend's
expectation.
"I am not joking."
"Who ever accused you of joking since you took to the law and Mr.
Die? I did not give you credit for a joke; not even for so bad a one
as that would be. Shall I congratulate or condole with you?"
"Either or neither. Perhaps you had better wait till you see the
lady."
"And when is it to be?"
"Well; in this coming summer, I suppose. That is my wish, at least."
"And your wish of course will be law. I presume then that I may be
justified in surmising that the lady has some considerable fortune?"
"No, indeed, she has not. Something she has got; about as much,
perhaps, as myself. We shall have bread to eat."
"And occasionally cheese," said Harcourt, who could not understand
that any rising man could marry early, unless in doing so he acquired
money.
"And occasionally cheese," repeated Bertram. "This is a state of
things that would not suit your book, I know."
"Not exactly," said Harcourt. "But men have very different ideas
about women. I could do, and have done, and am doing with a small
income myself; but a wife is in some respects like a horse. If a
gentleman does keep a horse, it should be well groomed."
"You could not endure a woman who was not always got up in satin and
velvet?"
"Not satin and velvet exactly. I do not require a curiously-mounted
saddle for my horse. But I don't think I should have much enjoyment
with a cheap wife. I like cold mutton and candle-ends myself very
well, but I do not love feminine economies. Family washing-bills kept
at the lowest, a maid-of-all-work with an allowance in lieu of beer,
and a dark morning gown for household work, would not, if I know
myself, add fuel to the ardour of my conjugal affection. I love women
dearly; I like them to be near me; but then I like them to be nice.
When a woman is nasty, she is very nasty."
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