England -- Fiction; Love stories; Scholars -- Fiction
"Good heavens!" cried Mr. M'Gabbery, as he dashed boldly into the
flood, thereby splashing the water well up into Caroline's face.
There was not much occasion for this display, for the gentleman could
have assisted the lady quite as effectually without even wetting his
toes; but common misfortunes do create common sympathies--or at least
they should do. Would it not be natural that Miss Waddington and
Mr. M'Gabbery, when both wet through up to their knees, should hang
together in their sufferings, make common cause of it, talk each of
what the other felt and understood so well? Nay, might it not be
probable that, in obedience to the behests of some wise senior, they
might be sent back to the city together;--understand, O reader, that
the wall of Jerusalem had never yet been distant from them half a
mile--back, we say, together to get dry stockings? To achieve such an
object, Mr. M'Gabbery would have plunged bodily beneath the wave--had
the wave been deep enough to receive his body. As it was, it only
just came over the tops of his boots, filling them comfortably with
water.
"Oh, Mr. M'Gabbery!" exclaimed the ungrateful lady. "Now you have
drowned me altogether."
"I never saw anything so awkward in my life," said M'Gabbery, looking
up at Bertram with a glance that should have frozen his blood.
"Nor I, either," said Caroline.
"What had you better do? Pray give me your hand, Miss Waddington. To
leave you in such a manner as that! We managed better in the desert,
did we not, Miss Waddington? You really must go back to Jerusalem for
dry shoes and stockings; you really must. Where is Miss Baker? Give
me your hand, Miss Waddington; both hands, you had better."
So much said Mr. M'Gabbery while struggling in the pool of Siloam.
But in the meantime, Miss Waddington, turning quickly round, had put
out her hand to Bertram, who was standing--and I regret to say all
but laughing--on the rock above her; and before Mr. M'Gabbery's
eloquence was over, she was safely landed among her friends.
"Oh, Mr. Bertram," said she; "you are a horrid man. I'll never
forgive you. Had I trusted myself to poor Mr. M'Gabbery, I should
have been dry-footed at this moment." And she shook the water from
off her dress, making a damp circle around herself as a Newfoundland
dog sometimes does. "If I served you right, I should make you go to
the hotel for a pair of shoes."
"Do, Miss Waddington; make him go," said Sir Lionel. "If he doesn't,
I'll go myself."
"I shall be delighted," said Mr. Cruse; "my donkey is very quick;"
and the clergyman mounted ready to start. "Only I shouldn't know
where to find the things."
"No, Mr. Cruse; and I couldn't tell you. Besides, there is nothing I
like so much as wet feet,--except wet strings to my hat, for which
latter I have to thank Mr. M'Gabbery."
"I will go, of course," said M'Gabbery, emerging slowly from the
pool. "Of course it is for me to go; I shall be glad of an
opportunity of getting dry boots myself."
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