The elder was not in the best of humor when he arrived, and his
state of mind had not improved. He waited full a minute as he
surveyed the man of business.
“I thought I mout be able to make some arrangements with you to git
some money, but I reckon I was mistaken.” The warehouse man came
nearer.
“This is Mr. Brown, I believe. I did not recognize you at once. You
are not in often to see us.”
“No; my wife usually ’tends to the town bizness, while I run the
church and farm. Got a fall from my donkey this morning,” he said,
noticing a quizzical, interrogating look upon the face before him,
“and fell squar’ on the hat.” He made a pretense of smoothing it.
The man of business had already lost interest.
“How much money will you want, Mr. Brown?”
“Well, about seven hundred dollars,” said the elder, replacing his
hat, and turning a furtive look upon the warehouse man. The other
was tapping with his pencil upon the little shelf lying across the
rail.
“I can get you five hundred.”
“But I oughter have seven.”
“Can’t arrange for that amount. Wait till later in the season,
and come again. Money is very tight now. How much cotton will you
raise?”
“Well, I count on a hundr’d bales. An’ you can’t git the sev’n
hundr’d dollars?”
“Like to oblige you, but can’t right now; will fix it for you later
on.”
“Well,” said the elder, slowly, “fix up the papers for five, an’
I’ll make it go as far as possible.”
The papers were drawn. A note was made out for $552.50, for the
interest was at one and a half per cent. for seven months, and a
mortgage on ten mules belonging to the elder was drawn and signed.
The elder then promised to send his cotton to the warehouse to be
sold in the fall, and with a curt “Anything else?” and a “Thankee,
that’s all,” the two parted.
Elder Brown now made an effort to recall the supplemental
commissions shouted to him upon his departure, intending to execute
them first, and then take his written list item by item. His mental
resolves had just reached this point when a new thought made itself
known. Passersby were puzzled to see the old man suddenly snatch
his headpiece off and peer with an intent and awestruck air into
its irregular caverns. Some of them were shocked when he suddenly
and vigorously ejaculated:
“Hannah-Maria-Jemimy! goldarn an’ blue blazes!”
He had suddenly remembered having placed his memoranda in that hat,
and as he studied its empty depths his mind pictured the important
scrap fluttering along the sandy scene of his early-morning tumble.
It was this that caused him to graze an oath with less margin that
he had allowed himself in twenty years. What would the old lady say?
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