“‘‘Walk quietly up the steps; ring the bell and lay your card on
the servant,’” quoted Abner, who had never heard of a server.
“‘‘Lay your card on the servant!’” echoed Ross. “Cady’d dodge.
There’s a porch to cross after you go up the steps—does it say
anything about that?”
“It says that the card should be placed on the servant,” Abner
reiterated, doggedly. “If Cady dodges, it ain’t any business of
mine. There are no porches in my book. Just walk across it like
anybody. We’ll ask for Miss Champe Claiborne.”
“We haven’t got any cards,” discovered Ross, with hope.
“I have,” announced Abner, pompously. “I had some struck off in
Chicago. I ordered ’em by mail. They got my name Pillow, but
there’s a scalloped gilt border around it. You can write your name
on my card. Got a pencil?”
He produced the bit of cardboard; Ross fished up a chewed stump of
lead pencil, took it in cold, stiff fingers, and disfigured the
square with eccentric scribblings.
“They’ll know who it’s meant for,” he said, apologetically,
“because I’m here. What’s likely to happen after we get rid of the
card?”
“I told you about hanging your hat on the rack and disposing your
legs.”
“I remember now,” sighed Ross. They had been going slower and
slower. The angle of inclination toward each other became more and
more pronounced.
“We must stand by each other,” whispered Abner.
“I will—if I can stand at all,” murmured the other boy, huskily.
“Oh, Lord!” They had rounded the big clump of evergreens and
found Aunt Missouri Claiborne placidly rocking on the front
porch! Directed to mount steps and ring bell, to lay cards upon
the servant, how should one deal with a rosy-faced, plump lady of
uncertain years in a rocking-chair. What should a caller lay upon
her? A lion in the way could not have been more terrifying. Even
retreat was cut off. Aunt Missouri had seen them. “Howdy, boys; how
are you?” she said, rocking peacefully. The two stood before her
like detected criminals.
Then, to Ross’s dismay, Abner sank down on the lowest step of the
porch, the westering sun full in his hopeless eyes. He sat on his
cap. It was characteristic that the freckled boy remained standing.
He would walk up those steps according to plan and agreement, if
at all. He accepted no compromise. Folding his straw hat into a
battered cone, he watched anxiously for the delivery of the card.
He was not sure what Aunt Missouri’s attitude might be if it
were laid on her. He bent down to his companion. “Go ahead,” he
whispered. “Lay the card.”
Abner raised appealing eyes. “In a minute. Give me time,” he
pleaded.
“Mars’ Ross—Mars’ Ross! Head ’em off!” sounded a yell, and Babe,
the house-boy, came around the porch in pursuit of two half-grown
chickens.
“Help him, Rossie,” prompted Aunt Missouri, sharply. “You boys can
stay to supper and have some of the chicken if you help catch them.”
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