Life insurance -- Fiction; Life insurance agents -- Fiction; Short stories
Now, occasionally a solicitor for a company of high standing, acting on
his own responsibility, will divide his commission in order to get some
one to take out a policy. If he is trying to make a record, the
temptation is considerable. If the policy is large, his half of this
commission may be more than his whole commission in most other cases. He
does this secretly, but he is inviting three kinds of trouble: his own
discharge, a fine for his company, and a loss for the policy-holder.
These three things will follow discovery, but he takes the chance. And
there are irresponsible or unscrupulous companies or agencies (so it is
said) that will tacitly approve such a course in some instances, taking
the necessary risk in order to get business. Of course, no first-class
or reliable company will sanction or even tolerate such methods.
Nevertheless, Adolph, the shrewd fool, finally found the man for whom he
was searching. A man may nearly always find trouble if he searches for
it industriously, and Adolph was industrious. Unfortunately for him,
however, he treated several other solicitors to his knowing wink before
he met the one who agreed to his proposition, and, when it was learned
that Adolph was taking out a policy on his wife’s life, they were quick
to reach conclusions. But it was none of their business, and they said
nothing. What they knew merely made it easier to prove the case, if the
question should ever arise. The solicitor who finally entered into the
deal was one who had done the same thing before. He was “broke” a good
part of the time, and, when in that condition, he did not question
closely the ethics of any proposition that promised an early, even
though small, cash return. He was an outcast among such of the many
conscientious men of the fraternity as knew him, but the local agent of
the company that employed him was not particular, and there were rumors
that the company itself might have been more strict.
Anyhow, Adolph got the policy he wanted. His wife was disposed to object
at first, for she had not been consulted until Adolph had made his
bargain. There was no use, he argued, in telling her about it until he
knew what he was going to do.
“I buy you a policy,” he finally told her in the tone that a man—another
man—might tell his wife he would buy her a sealskin coat.
“What’s that?” she asked.
“It pays _zwei_ t’ousand dollars,” he explained.
Mrs. Schlimmer was not enthusiastic.
“When?” she asked.
[Illustration: “What’s the use to me?” she persisted]
“When you are in the grafe,” he answered after a pause.
“What’s the use to me?” she persisted.
“My dear,” he said, with such gallantry as he could command, “it shows
what you iss vorth.”
Somehow, she was not flattered. She was a good wife, who worked hard,
and she herself thought she was worth it, but she was selfish enough to
think she ought to realize on her own value.
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