"I'll eat my 'ead if 'e does," sed Maxwell. "You 'ad a mustarsh and a
pair o' whiskers, and you've got 'em now. Shave 'em off, and slip into
yer new togs, and yer own mother wouldn't know yer."
He wos right. Yer wouldn't believe the difference it made in me. When
I looked in the glass I thought I wos some one else.
Louis never suspected, and Maxwell sed I played my part tip-top. 'E
acted square as fur as 'is fust promises went. The watch and chain wos
only silver gilt, and the ring was Abyssinian gold and sham stones,
but the togs wos all right, and so wos the two quid a week. I told 'im
if 'e did me in the end when the job was finished, I'd make it warm
for 'im.
I've come across some bad 'uns in my time, but I never come across
sech a scoundrel as that Maxwell. 'E'd 'ave skinned 'is own mother if
'e could 'ave made anythink out of it and if 'e could 'ave put the
skinnin' on a pal. For that's where 'e beat us--'e knew 'ow to make
'isself safe if we wos blown on. Louis wos mad on 'orse-racin', and so
wos all of us, for the matter of that, but 'e took the cake. We went
all over the country, whenever there wos any sport on, and yer may bet
yer life we never give our own names nowhere. I think that Louis stuck
to us because 'e wos mad to git back the money 'e'd lost to Maxwell
and Morgan; 'e wos regularly pricked, and sometimes went for Maxwell
like a mad bull. But Maxwell kep' cool; 'e only lost 'isself once, and
you'll 'ear of it presently. 'E couldn't keep wot 'e won; 'e dashed it
down on the race-course, and wos more orfen stone broke than not. 'E
wos allus goin' to win a pot on the next race, and it never come
off--never once. 'E knowed sech a lot, yer see. That's wot's the
matter with most of us. We're so clever.
There wos 'ardly a night as we didn't end up with a gamble. Louis kep'
on droppin' 'is money, and the more 'e dropped the closer 'e stuck to
us. I dropped twice as much as 'e did, but then it made no difference
to me, one way or the other. When 'im and me wos pardners agin Maxwell
and Morgan, we lost four times out of five. It wos allus settled
before'and if 'e wos to win or lose, and the cards wos dealt
accordin'. If they'd been dealt fair 'e'd 'ave lost, but not as much.
'E reckoned 'isself the best player in the crowd, and it 'appened 'e
wos the wust. A barn-door fowl wosn't in it with 'im for crowin'.
"Never say die," I sed, when we wos reckonin' up our losses. "Luck
must turn. Maxwell don't play a bit better nor you or me. I'll git all
my money back, and a bit over, afore I've done with 'im."
It turned out that way 'cause it wos part of the plot.
We'd jest come to Liverpool, and it wos bitter weather. It was snowin'
all day and freezin' all night, and the racin' 'ad to be postponed.
"We'll finish the job 'ere," sed Maxwell.
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