The Big Drum: A Comedy in Four ActsPinero, Arthur Wing
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The Big Drum: A Comedy in Four Acts
Pinero, Arthur Wing
Comedy plays; English drama
[_Rubbing his head._] Why the deuce couldn't he have kept his twopenny
thunderbolt in his pocket for a few hours, instead of launching it
to-night and spoiling our _sole a la Morny_ and our _ris de veau_----!
OTTOLINE.
[_Gradually composing herself and regaining her dignity_].
P-P-Philip----
PHILIP.
[_Coming to the smoking-table._] Eh?
OTTOLINE.
[_Passing her handkerchief over her lips._] Need you--need you see this
man to-night? Can't you stop him coming--or send him away?
PHILIP.
Not see him----?
OTTOLINE.
Why--why should you stoop to see him at all? Why shouldn't the matter
be allowed to drop--to drop?
PHILIP.
Drop!
OTTOLINE.
It--it's too monstrous; too absurd. [_To_ BERTRAM, _with a laugh._] Ha,
ha, ha! Bertie--Bertie dear----
BERTRAM.
[_Sullenly._] Yes?
OTTOLINE.
Ha, ha! I almost scared you out of your wits, didn't I?
BERTRAM.
You've behaved excessively rudely----
LADY FILSON.
Bertram--Bertram----
BERTRAM.
I mean to _say_, mother! What becomes of family loyalty----?
OTTOLINE.
[_To_ BERTRAM, _coaxingly._] Forgive me, Bertram. I'm ashamed of my
violent outburst. Forgive me----
ROOPE.
[_Who has been effacing himself behind the table on the left, appearing
at the nearer end of the table._] Er--dear excellent friends--[SIR
RANDLE _and_ LADY FILSON _look at_ ROOPE _as if he had fallen from the
skies, and_ BERTRAM _stares at him resentfully._] dear excellent
friends, if I may be permitted to make an observation----
PHILIP.
[_To_ ROOPE.] Go ahead, old man.
ROOPE.
In my opinion, it would be a thousand pities not to see Mr. Dunning
to-night, and have done with him. [_Cheerfully._] The fish is
ruined--we must resign ourselves to that; [_sitting in the chair on the
extreme left_] but the other dishes, if the cook is fairly
competent----
SIR RANDLE.
[_Advancing._] Mr. Roope's opinion is my opinion also. [_Ponderously._]
As to whether Lady Filson and my daughter should withdraw into an
adjoining room----
LADY FILSON.
_I_ feel with Philip; we couldn't sit down to dinner with this cloud
hanging over us----
SIR RANDLE.
[_Sitting in the chair by the smoking-table._] Impossible! I must be
frank. Impossible!
ROOPE.
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