The Big Drum: A Comedy in Four ActsPinero, Arthur Wing
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The Big Drum: A Comedy in Four Acts
Pinero, Arthur Wing
Comedy plays; English drama
[DUNNING _disappears, and_ BERTRAM _closes the outer
door and comes back into the room. Shutting the
vestibule door, he sinks into the chair lately vacated
by_ DUNNING. _There is a silence, broken at length by a
low, grating laugh from_ PHILIP.
PHILIP.
Ha, ha, ha, ha! Ha, ha, ha----!
LADY FILSON.
[_Dolefully._] Oh, Ottoline--Ottoline----!
PHILIP.
Ha, ha, ha----!
OTTOLINE.
[_Creeping to the nearer end of the writing-table._] H'ssh! H'ssh!
Philip--Philip----!
PHILIP.
[_Loudly._] Ho, ho, ho----!
OTTOLINE.
Don't! don't! [_Making a movement of entreaty towards him._]
Phil--Phil----!
[_His laughter ceases abruptly and he looks her full in
the face._
PHILIP.
[_After a moment's pause, bitingly._] Thank you--thank you--[_turning
from her and seating himself in the chair by the smoking-table and
resting his chin on his fist_] thank you.
[_Again there is a pause, and then_ OTTOLINE _draws
herself up proudly and moves in a stately fashion
towards the vestibule door._
OTTOLINE.
[_At_ BERTRAM_'s side._] Bertram--my cloak----
[BERTRAM _rises meekly and fetches her cloak._
SIR RANDLE.
[_Getting to his feet and approaching_ PHILIP_--mournfully._] Your
mother's wrap, also, Bertram.
LADY FILSON.
[_Rising._] Yes, let us all go home.
SIR RANDLE.
[_To_ PHILIP, _laying a hand on his shoulder._] My daughter has brought
great humiliation upon us--upon her family, my dear Philip--by this--I
must be harsh--by this unladylike transaction----
LADY FILSON.
I have never felt so ashamed in my life!
SIR RANDLE.
[_To_ PHILIP.] By-and-by I shall be better able to command language in
which to express my profound regret. [_Offering his hand._] For the
present--good night, and God bless you!
PHILIP.
[_Shaking_ SIR RANDLE_'s hand mechanically._] Good night.
[_As_ SIR RANDLE _turns away,_ LADY FILSON _comes to_
PHILIP. BERTRAM, _having helped_ OTTOLINE _with her
cloak, now brings_ LADY FILSON_'s wrap from the
vestibule._ SIR RANDLE _takes it from him, and_ BERTRAM
_then returns to the vestibule and puts on his
overcoat._
LADY FILSON.
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