The Big Drum: A Comedy in Four ActsPinero, Arthur Wing
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The Big Drum: A Comedy in Four Acts
Pinero, Arthur Wing
Comedy plays; English drama
[_Changing his position and unbending._] But tell me! I don't know yet
what you have to say to me about Madame de Chaumie--but why should you
find it embarrassing to speak of her to me? [_Gently._] We're men of
the world, you and I; and it isn't the rule of life that the prize
always goes to the most deserving. [_With animation._]
"And in the world, as in the school,
I'd say, how fate may change and shift;
The prize be sometimes with the fool,
The race not always to the swift.
The strong may yield, the good may fall,
The great man be a vulgar clown,
The knave be lifted over all,
The kind cast pitilessly down."
So sang one of the noblest gentlemen who have ever followed my calling!
[_There is a brief silence, and then_ SIR TIMOTHY _rises
abruptly and walks to the fireplace._ PHILIP _looks
after him, perplexed._
SIR TIMOTHY.
[_Facing the fire._] Mr. Mackworth----
PHILIP.
Eh?
SIR TIMOTHY.
I saw Bertram Filson last night--her brother.
PHILIP.
[_Pricking up his ears._] You did? Where?
SIR TIMOTHY.
At the club--the Junior Somerset. He came in late, looking a bit out of
gear, and ate a mouthful of dinner and drank a whole bottle of Pommery;
and afterwards he joined me in the smoking-room and--and was
exceedingly communicative.
PHILIP.
[_Attentively._] Oh?
SIR TIMOTHY.
I didn't encourage him to babble--[_turning_] 'twas he that insisted on
confiding to me what had occurred----
PHILIP.
Occurred?
SIR TIMOTHY.
That you and Madame de Chaumie had had a serious difference, and that
there's small prospect of its being bridged over.
PHILIP.
[_Glaring._] Oh, he confided _that_ to you, did he, Sir Timothy?
SIR TIMOTHY.
He did.
PHILIP.
[_Rising and pacing up and down on the left._] And what the devil does
Filson mean by gossiping about me at a club--me and my relations with
Madame de Chaumie!
SIR TIMOTHY.
[_Advancing a little._] Ah, don't be angry! The champagne he'd drunk
had loosened his tongue. And then, I'm a friend of the family----
PHILIP.
Infernal puppy!
SIR TIMOTHY.
Referring to _Filson_?
PHILIP.
Of course.
Sir Timothy.
[_Mildly._] Well, whether young Filson's a puppy or not, _now_ perhaps
you begin to appreciate my motive for intruding on you?
PHILIP.
[_Halting._] Hardly.
SIR TIMOTHY.
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