The Big Drum: A Comedy in Four ActsPinero, Arthur Wing
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The Big Drum: A Comedy in Four Acts
Pinero, Arthur Wing
Comedy plays; English drama
PHILIP.
[_Bitterly._] Ho! Ho, ho, ho! [_Another pause._] So when--when April
comes--we--we sha'n't----!
OTTOLINE.
[_Lowering her eyes--all gentleness again._] We sha'n't walk under the
trees in the Champs-Elysees, Phil----
PHILIP.
Nor in the Allee de Longchamp--where we----
OTTOLINE.
No, nor in the Allee de Longchamp.
PHILIP.
[_Releasing her coat and thrusting his hands into his trouser-pockets._]
Somebody else'll gulp the milk at the Cafe d'Armenonville----!
OTTOLINE.
And at the Pre-Catalan----
PHILIP.
And there'll be no one to gaze sentimentally at my old windows in the
Rue Soufflot----
OTTOLINE.
[_Softly._] _Quarante-trois bis._ [_Sighing._] No one.
PHILIP.
[_With a hollow laugh._] Ha, ha, ha! _C'est fini--apres tout!_
OTTOLINE.
[_Firmly._] _C'est fini--apres tout._ [_She holds out her coat to him
and he helps her into it. Suddenly, while her back is turned to him, he
utters a guttural cry and grips her shoulders savagely. She turns in
surprise, her hand to her shoulder._] Oh, Phil----!
PHILIP.
[_Pointing at her._] I see! I see! I see the end of it! You'll marry
Barradell! You'll marry the fellow who's cooling his heels down below
in South Square!
OTTOLINE.
[_Placidly, fastening her coat._] I may.
PHILIP.
[_Choking._] Oh----!
OTTOLINE.
I may, if I marry at all--and he bothers any more about me.
PHILIP.
[_Stamping up and down._] Bacon Barradell! Bacon Barradell! The wife of
Bacon Barradell!
OTTOLINE.
[_With a sad smile._] He has social aims; a vulgar, pushing woman would
be a serviceable partner for Sir Tim.
PHILIP.
Oh! Oh--! [_Dropping on to the settee on the left and burying his face
in his hands._] Ho, well, more power to him! He can sell his bacon;
I--I can't sell my books!
[_Again there is a silence, and then, putting on her
left-hand glove, she goes to_ PHILIP _and stands over
him compassionately._
OTTOLINE.
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