“Oh! Yes, yes, I see. One of Seth Payne’s roomers, was it? He’s got a
houseful of ’em this summer, so they tell me. Why, there’s a couple
there from somewheres out West--Milwaukee--or Missouri, or somewheres;
begins with a M, anyway. They’re awful queer folks. Take their meals at
Emeline Ryder’s and Emeline says she never had such cranky mealers at
_her_ table, before nor since. Why, one day, so she says, the man--I
do wish I could remember his name--found fault with the beefsteak
they had for dinner; said ’twas too tough to eat. Now, accordin’ to
Emeline ’twas as good top of the round steak as she could buy out of
the butcher cart, and she’d pounded it with the potato masher for half
an hour before she put it in the fryin’ pan. She lost her patience and
says she: ‘Now, look here, Mr. ----’. Oh, dear, dear! What _is_ that
man’s name? Funny I can’t remember it. What is it, Reliance? Do tell
me, for mercy sakes!”
Reliance could not remember, either, but she suggested various names,
none of which was exactly right. Mrs. Wheeler departed in disgust
before the matter was settled. Miss Makepeace commented upon the manner
of her exit.
“What made her switch out that way?” she inquired, in surprise. “Acted
as if she was out of sorts about somethin’, seemed to me. Don’t you
suppose she liked the hat, Reliance?”
Reliance smiled. “It wasn’t the hat that brought her here,” she
observed. “That woman was fishin’, Abbie.”
“Fishin’! What are you talkin’ about? Fishin’ for what?”
“For what she didn’t get. She wouldn’t have got it from me, anyhow,
but you saved me the trouble of tellin’ her so and, maybe, losin’ us a
customer. Do you remember that man in the Bible who wanted bread and
somebody gave him a stone? Well, that Wheeler woman wanted news and
what she got was a tough beefsteak. Serve her right. Much obliged to
you, Abbie.”
Abbie had not listened to the last part of this speech. Now she clapped
her hands in satisfaction.
“There!” she exclaimed. “I’ve got it at last. When you said somethin’
about a stone it came to me. Stone made me think of brick and brick was
what I wanted. That man’s name is Clay. Tut, tut! Well, I shan’t forget
it next time.”
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