Clergy -- England -- Fiction; Detective and mystery stories
were quite satisfied that fiction was as good as fact to tickle the long
ears of a credulous public.
As the dead man had lodged at The Derby Winner, and many people had
known him there, quite a sensation was caused by the report of his
untimely end. From morning till night the public-house was thronged with
customers, thirsting both for news and beer. Nevertheless, although
business was so brisk, Mosk was by no means in a good temper. He had
returned early that morning from Southberry, and had been one of the
first to hear about the matter. When he heard who had been killed, he
regarded the committal of the crime quite in a personal light, for the
dead man owed him money, and his death had discharged the debt in a way
of which Mr Mosk did not approve. He frequently referred to his loss
during the day, when congratulated by unthinking customers on the
excellent trade the assassination had brought about.
'For, as I allays ses,' remarked one wiseacre, 'it's an ill wind as
don't blow good to somebody.'
'Yah!' growled Mosk, in his beery voice, 'it's about as broad as it's
long so far as I'm concerned. I've lost a couple of quid through Jentham
goin' and gettin' shot, and it will take a good many tankards of bitter
at thru'p'nce to make that up.'
'Oo d'y think shot 'im, Mr Mosk?'
'Arsk me sum'thin' easier, carn't you? I don't know nothin' about the
cove, I don't; he comes 'ere two, three weeks ago, and leaves owin' me
money. Where he comes from, or who he is, or what he's bin doin' to get
shot I know no more nor you do. All I does know,' finished Mosk,
emphatically, 'is as I've lost two bloomin' quid, an' that's a lot to a
poor man like me.'
'Well, father, it's no good making a fuss over it,' cried Bell, who
overheard his grumbling. 'If Jentham hadn't been shot, we wouldn't be
doing so well. For my part, I'm sorry for the poor soul.'
'Poor blackguard, you mean!'
'No, I don't. I don't call any corpse a blackguard. If he was one, I
daresay he's being punished enough now without our calling him names. He
wasn't the kind of man I fancied, but there's no denying he was
attractive in his own wicked way.'
'Ah!' said a dirty-looking man, who was more than suspected of being a
welcher, 'couldn't he tell slap-up yarns about H'injins an' 'eathens as
bows down to stocks and stones. Oh, no! not he--'
'He could lie like a one-year-old, if that's what y' mean,' said Mosk.
'Bloomin' fine lyin', any'ow,' retorted the critic. 'I'd git orf the
turf if I cud spit 'em out that style; mek m' fortin', I would, on th'
paipers.'
'Y've bin chucked orf the turf often enough as it is,' replied the
landlord, sourly, whereat, to give the conversation a less personal
application, the dirty welcher remarked that he would drain another
bitter.
'I suppose you'll be as drunk as a pig by night,' said Bell, taking the
order. 'Jentham was bad, but he wasn't a swine like you.'
'Garn! 'e got drunk, didn't he? Oh, no! You bet he didn't.'
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