The Black Baronet; or, The Chronicles Of Ballytrain: The Works of William Carleton, Volume OneCarleton, William
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The Black Baronet; or, The Chronicles Of Ballytrain: The Works of William Carleton, Volume One
Carleton, William
Ireland -- Social life and customs -- Fiction
“I did not ring for you, sir,” he replied, “to ask impertinent
questions. Send Gillespie to me.”
Gibson withdrew, and in the mean time his master went to his
dressing-room, where he washed himself free of the bloody evidences of
his awful passions. This being done, he returned to the library, where,
in a few minutes, Gillespie attended him.”
“Gillespie,” he exclaimed, “do you fear God?”
“I hope I do, Sir Thomas, as well as another, at any rate.”
“Well, then, begone, for you are useless to me--begone, sirrah, and get
me some one that fears neither God nor devil.”
“Why, Sir Thomas,” replied the ruffian, who, having expected a job, felt
anxious to retrieve himself, “as to that matter, I can't say that I ever
was overburdened with much fear of either one or other of them. Indeed,
I believe, thank goodness, I have as little religion as most people.”
“Are you sure, sirrah, that you have no conscience?”
“Why--hem--I have done things for your honor before, you know. As to
religion, however, I'll stand upon having as little of it as e'er a man
in the barony. I give up to no one in a want of that commodity.”
“What proof can you afford me that you are free from it?”
“Why, blow me if I know the twelve commandments, and, besides, I was
only at church three times in my life, and I fell asleep under the
sermon each time; religion, sir, never agreed with me.”
“To blazon my shame!--bad enough; but the ruin of my hopes, d--n you,
sir, how durst you publish my disgrace to the world?”
“I, your honor! I'll take my oath I never breathed a syllable of it;
and you know yourself, sir, the man was too drunk to be able to speak or
remember anything of what happened.”
“Sir, you came to mock and jeer at me; and, besides, you are a liar, she
has not eloped.”
“I don't understand you, Sir Thomas,” said Gillespie, who saw at once by
his master's disturbed and wandering eye, that the language he uttered
was not addressed to him.
“What--what,” exclaimed the latter, rising up and stretching himself,
in order to call back his scattered faculties. “Eh, Gillespie!--what
brought you here, sirrah? Are you too come to triumph over the ambitious
projector? What am I saying? I sent for you, Gillespie, did I not?”
“You did, Sir Thomas; and with regard to what we were speaking about--I
mean religion--I'll hould a pound note with Charley Corbet, when he
comes back, that I have less of it than him; and we'll both leave it to
your honor, as the best judge; now, if I have less of it than Charley, I
think I deserve the preference.”
The baronet looked at him, or rather in the direction where he stood,
which induced Gillespie to suppose that he was paying the strictest
attention to what he said.
“Besides, I once caught Charley at his prayers, Sir Thomas; but I'd be
glad to see the man that ever caught me at them--that's the chat.”
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