American fiction -- 20th century; Short stories, American
That gentleman who was official head of the coterie of revenue hunters
to which I was assigned was peculiarly the man unusual. His true name,
if I ever heard it, I’ve forgot; among us of the Customs, he was known
as Betelnut Jack. Lorns took me into his presence and made us known to
one another early in my revenue career. I had been told stories of this
man by both Lorns and Quin. They deeply reverenced him for his virtues
of courage and cunning, and the praises of Betelnut Jack were constant
in their mouths.
Betelnut Jack was at his home in the Bowery. Jack, in years gone by, had
been a hardy member of one of those Volunteer fire companies which in
that hour notably augmented the perils of an urban life. Jack was
a doughty fighter, and with a speaking trump in one hand and a
spanner-wrench in the other, had done deeds of daring whereof one might
still hear the echo. And he became for these strong-hand reasons a tower
of strength in politics; and obtained that eminence in the Customs which
was his when first we met.
Betelnut Jack received Lorns and myself in his dingy small coop of a
parlor. He was unmarried--a popular theory in accounting for this being
that he’d been crossed in love in his youth. Besides the parlor, Jack’s
establishment contained only one room, a bedroom it was, a shadow larger
than the bed.
Betelnut Jack himself was wiry and dark, and with a face which, while
showing marks of former wars, shone the seat of kindly good-humor.
There had been an actor, Chanfrau, who played “Mose, the Fireman.”
Betelnut Jack resembled in dress his Bowery brother of the stage. His
soiled silk hat stood on a dresser. He wore a long skirted coat, a red
shirt, a belt which upheld--in a manner so absent-minded that one feared
for the consequences--his trousers; these latter garments in their
terminations were tucked inside the gaudy tops of calfskin boots; small
and wrinkleless these, and fitting like a glove, with the yellow seams
of the soles each day carefully re-yellowed to the end that they be
admired of men. Betelnut Jack’s dark hair, a shade of gray streaking it
in places, was crisp and wavy; and a long curl, carefully twisted and
oiled, was brought down as low as the angle of his jaw just forward of
each ear.
“Be honest, young man!” said Betelnut Jack, at the close of a lecture
concerning my duties; “be honest! But if you must take wrong money, take
enough each time to pay for the loss of your job. Do you see this?” And
Jack’s hand fell on a large morocco-bound copy of “Josephus” which lay
on his table. “Well, Lorns will tell you what stories I look for in
that.”
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