American fiction -- 20th century; Short stories, American
In this affair of The Emperor’s Cigars, the story was this. I call
them The Emperor’s Cigars because they were of a sort and quality made
particularly for the then Imperial ruler of the French. They sold at
retail for one dollar each, were worth, wholesale, seventy dollars a
hundred, and our aggregate harvest of this one operation was, as I now
remember, full sixty thousand dollars.
My first knowledge was when Lorns told me one evening of the seizure--by
whom of our circle, and on what ship, I’ve now forgotten--of one hundred
thousand cigars. They were in proper boxes, concealed I never knew how,
and captured in the very act of being smuggled and just as they came
onto our wharf. In designating the seizure, and for reasons which I’ve
given before, they were at once dubbed and ever afterwards known among
us as The Emperor’s Cigars.
These one hundred thousand cigars were taken to the Customs Depot of
confiscated goods. The owners, as was our rule, were frightened with
black pictures of coming prison, and then liberated, never to be seen
of us again. They were glad enough to win freedom without looking once
behind to see what became of their captured property.
It was one week later when a member of our ring, from poorest tobacco
and by twenty different makers, caused one hundred thousand cigars,
duplicates in size and appearance of those Emperor’s Cigars, to be
manufactured. These cost two and one-half cents each; a conscious
difference, truly! between that and those seventy cents, the wholesale
price of our spoil. Well, The Emperor’s Cigars were removed from their
boxes and their aristocratic places filled by the worthless imitations
we had provided. Then the boxes were again securely closed; and to look
at them no one would suspect the important changes which had taken place
within.
The Emperor’s Cigars once out of their two thousand boxes were carefully
repacked in certain zinc-lined barrels, and reshipped as “notions” to
Havana to one of our folk who went ahead of the consignment to receive
them. In due course, and in two thousand proper new boxes they again
appeared in the port of New York; this time they paid their honest duty.
Also, they had a proper consignment, came to no interrupting griefs; and
being quickly disposed of, wrought out for us that sixty thousand dollar
betterment of which I’ve spoken.
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