American fiction -- 20th century; Short stories, American
My own pocket was joyfully gorged with much fat advantage of this
iniquity--for inside we were like whalers, each having a prearranged per
cent, of what oil was made, no one working for himself alone--long prior
to that bidding which so smote on Grove and Filtord. The ring had no
money interest in the confiscation sales; those proceeds went all to
government. We divided the profits of our own disposal of the right true
Emperor’s Cigars on the occasion of their second appearance in port; and
that business was ended and over and division done sundry weeks prior to
the Grove and Filtord disaster.
That is the story of The Emperor’s Cigars; there came still one little
incident, however, which was doubtless the seed of those apprehensions
which soon drove me to quit the Customs. I had carried his double tithes
to Betelnut Jack. This was no more the work of policy than right. The
substitution of the bogus wares, the reshipment to Cuba of The Emperor’s
Cigars, even the zinc-lined barrels, the repackage and second appearance
and sale of our prizes, were one and all by direction of Betelnut Jack.
He planned the campaign in each least particular. To him was the credit;
and to him came the lion’s share, as, in good sooth! it should if there
be a shadow of that honor among rogues whereof the proverb tells.
On the evening when I sought Betelnut Jack, we sat and chatted briefly
of work at the wharfs. Not one word, mind you! escaped from either that
might intimate aught of customs immorality. That would have been a gross
breach of the etiquette understood by our flock of customs cormorants.
No; Betelnut Jack and I confined discussion to transactions absolutely
white; no other was so much as hinted at.
Then came Betelnut Jack’s proposal of his special Willow Run; he retired
in quest of the demijohn; this was my cue to enrich “Josephus,” ready on
the dwarf center table to receive the goods. My present to Betelnut Jack
was five one-hundred-dol-lar bills.
Somewhat in haste, I took these from my pocket and opened “Josephus” to
lay them between the pages. Any place would do; Betelnut Jack would
know how to discover the rich bookmark. As I parted the book, my eye
was arrested by a sentence. As I’ve asserted heretofore, I’m not
superstitious; yet that casual sentence seemed alive and to spring upon
me from out “Josephus” as a threat:
“And these men being thieves were destroyed by the King’s laws; and
their people rended their garments, put on sackcloth, and throwing ashes
on their heads went about the streets, crying out.”
Public-domain text, read in full here on John Shaqi.
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