American fiction -- 20th century; Short stories, American
“Which I wants,” says this shorthorn Chepp, “a speciment of every sort
o’ the fauna of these yere regions, savin’ an’ exceptin’ polecats. I
knows enough of the latter pungent beast from an encounter I has with
one, to form notions ag’in ’em over which not even the anxious cry of
science can preevail. Polecats is barred from my c’llec-tions. But,”
an’ said Chepp imparts this last to Cold-sober as the latter starts for
Mitchell’s, “if by any sleight or dexterity you-all accomplishes the
capture of a bob-cat, bring the interestin’ creature to me at once. An’
bring him alive so I may observe an’ note his pecooliar traits.”
It’s the third mornin’ in Mitchell’s when a bobcat is seen by Cold-sober
an’ Peacock to go sa’nter-in’ up the valley. Mebby this yere bob-cat’s
homeless; mebby he’s a dissoloote bob-cat an’ has been out all night
carousin’ with other bob-cats an’ is simply late gettin’ in; be the
reason of his appearance what it may, Cold-sober remembers about Doc
Chepp’s wish to own a bob-cat, an’ him an’ Peacock lets go all holds,
leaps for their ponies an’ gives chase. Thar’s a scramblin’ run up the
canyon; then Peacock gets his rope onto it, an’ next Cold-sober fastens
with his rope, an’ you hear me, gents, between ’em they almost rends
this yere onhappy bobcat in two. They pauses in time, however, an’ after
a fearful struggle they succeeds in stuffin’ the bob-cat into Peacock’s
leather laiggin’s, which the latter gent removes for that purpose.
Bound hand an’ foot, an’ wropped in the laiggin’s so tight he can hardly
squawl, that bob-cat’s put before Cold-sober on his saddle; an’
this bein’ fixed, Cold-sober heads for Tascosa to present him to his
naturalist friend, Chepp, Peacock scamperin’ cheerfully along like a
drunkard to a barbecue regyardin’ the racket as a ondeniable excuse for
gettin’ soaked.
This adventure of the bob-cat is the savin’ clause in the case of
Cold-sober Simms. As the bobcat an’ him an’ Peacock rides away, them two
malefactors is camped not five miles off, over by the Serrita la Cruz,
an’ arrangin’ to go projectin’ ’round for Cold-sober an’ his ninety-five
hundred that very evenin’. In truth, they execootes their scheme; but
only to find when they jumps his camp in Mitchell’s that Cold-sober’s
done vamosed a whole lot.
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