English fiction -- 19th century; Short stories, English
When anyone pinched him in the chest hard, he squeaked and shut his
eyes, as if it hurt him--and very likely it did. He wore a tawdry
jester's dress of red and blue, and once he had even carried a cymbal in
each hand and clapped them together every time they made him squeak; but
he had always disliked being obliged to make so much noise, for he was
of a quiet and retiring nature, and so he had got rid of his unmusical
instruments as soon as he could.
Still, even without the cymbals, his appearance was hardly respectable,
and Ethelinda was a little annoyed to find him so near her, though he
never guessed her feelings, which was fortunate for him, for he had
fallen in love with her.
Since he first entered the nursery he had had a good deal of knocking
about, but his life there had begun to seem easier to put up with from
the moment she formed part of it.
He had never dared to speak to her before, she had never given him the
chance; and besides, it was quite enough for him to look at her; but now
he thought she meant to be friendly and begin a conversation.
'Are you very dull here then?' he asked rather nervously.
Ethelinda stared at first; no one had introduced him, and she felt very
much inclined to take no notice; however, she thought after her long
silence that it might amuse her to talk to somebody, even if it was only
a shabby common creature like this jester.
So she said, 'Dull! You were never in Regent Street, or you wouldn't ask
such a question.'
'I came from the Lowther Arcade,' he said.
'Oh, really?' drawled Ethelinda; 'then, of course, this would be quite a
pleasant change for you.'
'I don't know,' he said; 'I liked the Arcade. It was so lively; a little
noisy perhaps--too much top spinning, and pop-gunning, and mouth-organ
playing all round one--but very cheerful. Yes, I liked the Arcade.'
'Very mixed the society there, isn't it?' she asked; 'aren't you
expected to know penny things?'
'Well, there _were_ a good many penny things there,' he owned, 'and very
amusing they were. There was a wooden bird there that used to duck his
head and wag his tail when they swung a weight underneath--he would have
made you laugh so!'
'I hope,' said Ethelinda freezingly, 'I should never so far forget
myself as to laugh under any circumstances--and certainly not at a
_penny_ thing!'
'I wonder how much _he_ cost?' she thought; 'not very much, I can see
from his manner. But perhaps I can get him to tell me. Do you remember,'
she asked aloud, 'what was the--ah--the premium they asked for
introducing you here--did you happen to catch the amount?
'Do you mean my price?' he said; 'oh, elevenpence three farthings--it
was on the ticket.'
'What a vulgar creature!' thought Ethelinda; 'I shall really have to
drop him.'
'Dear me,' she said,'that sounds very reasonable, very moderate indeed;
but perhaps you were "reduced"?' for she thought he would be more
bearable if he had cost a little more _once_.
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