English fiction -- 19th century; Short stories, English
'I don't think so,' he said; 'that's the fair selling price.'
'Well, that's very curious,' said she, 'because the young man at Regent
Street (a most charming person, by the way) positively wouldn't part
with _me_ under thirty-five shillings, and he said so many delightful
things about me that I feel quite sorry for him sometimes, when I think
how he must be missing me. But then, very likely he's saying the same
thing about some other doll now!'
'I suppose he is,' said the jester (he had seen something of toy-selling
in his time); 'it's his business, you know.'
'I don't see how you can possibly tell,' said Ethelinda, who had not
expected him to agree with her; 'the Lowther Arcade is not Regent
Street.'
The jester did not care to dispute this. 'And were you very happy at
Regent Street?' he asked.
'Happy?' she repeated. 'Well, I don't know; at least, one was not bored
there. I was in the best set, you see, the two-guinea one, and they were
always getting up something to amuse us in the window--a review, or a
sham fight, or a garden-party, or something. Last winter they gave us a
fancy-dress ball--I went as Mary Stuart, and was very much admired. But
here----' and she finished the sentence with a disdainful little shrug.
'I don't think you'll find it so very bad here, when you get a little
more used to it,' he said; 'our mistress----'
'Pray don't use that very unpleasant word,' she interrupted sharply.
'Did you never hear of "dolls' rights?" _We_ call these people
"hostesses."'
'Well, our hostess, then--Winifred, she's not unkind. She doesn't care
much about me, and that cousin of hers, Master Archie, gives me a bad
time of it when I come in his way, but really she's very polite and
attentive to _you_.'
'Polite and attentive!' sneered Ethelinda (and if you have never seen a
doll sneer, you can have no idea how alarming it is). 'I don't call it
an attention to be treated like a baby by a little chit of a girl who
can't dress herself properly yet--no style, no elegance, and actually a
pinafore in the mornings!'
This is the way some of these costly lady dolls talk about their
benefactresses when the gas is out and they think no one overhears them.
I don't know whether the plain old-fashioned ones, who are not so
carefully treated, but often more tenderly loved, are as bad; but it is
impossible to say--dolls are exceedingly artful, and there are persons,
quite clever in other things, who will tell you honestly that they do
not understand them in the least.
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