The black spaniel, and other storiesHichens, Robert
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The black spaniel, and other stories
Hichens, Robert
English fiction -- 20th century; Short stories, English
“Very wicked, monsieur.”
“Good!”
“Wicked, monsieur.”
“Right!”
“Wrong, monsieur.”
“I mean that it is good for me that you are wicked.”
“Monsieur is very good.”
“Yes; but I wish to be—that is, to see the other thing. Can you
undertake to show me everything shocking in Algiers?”
“But certainly, monsieur. For a consideration.”
“Name your price.”
“Two hundred pounds, monsieur.”
Mr. Greyne started. It seemed a high figure.
“Monsieur thought it would be more? I make a special price, because I
have taken a fancy to monsieur. I remove fifty pounds. Monsieur, of
course, will pay all expenses.”
“Of course, of course.”
It was no time to draw back.
“How long will it take?”
“To see all the shocking?”
“Precisely.”
“There is a good deal. A fortnight, three weeks. It depends on
monsieur. If he is strong, and can do without sleep⸺”
“We shall have to be up at night?”
“Naturally.”
“I shall go to bed during the day, and get through it in a fortnight.”
“Perfectly.”
“Be at the Grand Hotel to-night at ten o’clock precisely.”
“At ten o’clock I will be there. Monsieur will pay a little in advance?”
“Here are twenty pounds,” cried Mr. Greyne recklessly.
The audacious-looking young man took the notes with decision, made a
graceful salute, and disappeared in the direction of the quay, while
Mr. Greyne walked to his hotel, flushed with excitement, and feeling
like the most desperate criminal in Africa. If the militia could see
him now!
At dinner he drank a bottle of champagne, and afterwards smoked a
strong cigar over his coffee and liqueur. As he was finishing these
frantic enjoyments the head waiter—a personage bearing a strong
resemblance to an enlarged edition of Napoleon the First—approached him
rather furtively, and, bending down, whispered in his ear:
“A gentleman has called to take monsieur to the Kasbah.”
Mr. Greyne started, and flushed a guilty red.
“I will come in a moment,” he answered, trying to assume a nonchalant
voice, such as that in which a hardened major of dragoons announces
that in his time he was a devil of a fellow.
The head waiter retired, looking painfully intelligent, and Mr. Greyne
sprang upstairs, seized a Merrin’s exercise-book and a lead pencil,
put on a dark overcoat, popped one of the Springfield revolvers into
the pocket of it, and hastened down into the hall of the hotel, where
the audacious-looking young man was standing, surrounded by saucy
chasseurs in gay liveries and peaked caps, by Algerian waiters, and by
German-Swiss porters, all of whom were smiling and looking choke-full
of sympathetic comprehension.
“Ha!” said Mr. Greyne, still in the major’s voice. “There you are!”
“Behold me, monsieur.”
“That’s good.”
“Wicked, monsieur.”
“Well, let’s be off to the mosque.”
One of the chasseurs—a child of eight who was thankful that he knew no
better—burst into a piping laugh. The waiters turned hastily away, and
the German-Swiss porters retreated to the bureau with some activity.
Public-domain text, read in full here on John Shaqi.
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