The black spaniel, and other storiesHichens, Robert
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The black spaniel, and other stories
Hichens, Robert
English fiction -- 20th century; Short stories, English
the churches. He had been to the Velodrome. He had sat by the hour in
the Jardin d’Essai. At night he had strolled in the fairs and hung
about the circus. Yet nowhere had he been able to perceive anything but
the most innocent pleasure, the simple merriment of a gay and guileless
population to whom the idea of crime seemed as foreign as the idea of
singing the English national anthem.
During the third week it was true that matters—always according to Mr.
Greyne’s letters home—slightly improved. While walking near the quay,
in active search for nautical outrage, he saw an Arab dock labourer,
who had been over-smoking kief, run amuck, and knock down a couple of
respectable snake-charmers who were on the point of embarkation for
Tunis with their reptiles. This incident had filed up a half-score of
pages in exercise-book number one, and had flooded Mr. Greyne with
hope and aspiration. But it was followed by a stagnant lull which had
lasted for days, and had only been disturbed by the trifling incident
of a gentleman in the Jewish quarter of the town setting fire to a
neighbour’s bazaar, in the very natural endeavour to find a French
half-penny which he had chanced to drop among a bale of carpets while
looking in to drive a soft bargain. As Mrs. Greyne wired to Algiers,
such incidents were of no value to “Catherine.”
A very active interchange of views had gone on between the husband
and wife as time went by, and the book was at a standstill. At first
Mrs. Greyne contented herself with daily letters, but latterly she
had resorted to wires, explanatory, condemnatory, hortatory, and even
comminatory. She began bitterly to regret her husband’s well-proven
innocence, and wished she had despatched an uncle of hers by marriage,
an ex-captain in the Royal Navy, who, she began to feel certain, would
have been able to find far more frailty in Algiers than poor Eustace,
in his simplicity, would ever come at. She even began to wish that
she had crossed the sea in person, and herself boldly set about the
ingathering of the material for which she was so impatiently waiting.
Her uneasiness was brought to a head by a letter from a house agent,
stating that the corner mansion in Park Lane next to the Duke of
Ebury’s was being nibbled at by a Venezuelan millionaire. She
wired this terrible fact at once to Africa, adding, at an enormous
expenditure of cash:
This will never do. You are too innocent, and cannot see what lies
before you. Obtain assistance. Go to the British consul.
Mr. Greyne at once cabled back:
Am following your advice. Will wire result. Regret my innocence,
but am distressed that you should so utterly condemn it.
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