The black spaniel, and other storiesHichens, Robert
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The black spaniel, and other stories
Hichens, Robert
English fiction -- 20th century; Short stories, English
An epic might well be written on the great novelist’s journey to
Africa, upon her departure from Charing Cross, shrouded in a black
gauze veil, her silent thought as the good ship _Empress_ rode
cork-like upon the Channel waves, her ascetic lunch—a captain’s biscuit
and a glass of water—at the buffet at Calais, her arrival in Paris when
the shades of night had fallen. An epic might well be written. Perhaps
some day it will be, by herself.
In Paris she suffered a good deal on account of Mrs. Forbes, who,
in her fear of “absint,” became hysterical, and caused not a little
annoyance by accusing various inoffensive French travellers of
nefarious designs upon her property and person. In the Gulf of Lyons
she suffered even more, and as, unluckily, the wind was contrary
and the sea prodigious during the whole of the passage across the
Mediterranean, both she and Mrs. Forbes arrived at Algiers four hours
late, in a condition which may be more easily imagined than properly
described.
Genius in thrall to the body, and absolutely dependent upon green
chartreuse for its flickering existence, is no subject for even a
sympathetic pen. Sufficient to say that, when the ship came in under
the lights of Algiers, the crowd of shouting Arabs was struck to
silence by the spectacle of Mrs. Greyne and Mrs. Forbes endeavouring
to disembark, in bonnets that were placed seaward upon the head instead
of landward, unbuttoned boots, and gowns soaked with the attentions of
the waves.
After being gently and permanently relieved of their light
hand-baggage, the mistress and maid, who seemed greatly overwhelmed
by the sight of Africa, and who moved—or rather were carried—as in a
dream, were placed reverently in the nearest omnibus, and conveyed to
the farthest hotel, which was situated upon a lofty hill above the
town. Here a slightly painful scene took place.
Public-domain text, read in full here on John Shaqi.
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