The Blot on the Kaiser's 'ScutcheonHillis, Newell Dwight
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The Blot on the Kaiser's 'Scutcheon
Hillis, Newell Dwight
World War, 1914-1918 -- Sermons
Last summer brought the Government draft to the young men of one of
these German colonies. The week was approaching when the German boys
must have their physical examination. American officers, American
physicians and the members of the draft board were already in session
in a certain town. One Sunday a German-American physician appeared in
that community. That night some twenty or more young German-Americans
met that physician. He told them plainly how deeply he sympathized with
their unwillingness to turn their guns against their own German cousins
and relatives in the Fatherland. Out of pity and compassion had been
born his plan to save their limbs and perhaps their lives, and also to
serve the Fatherland and the beloved Kaiser. "I have here," said the
physician, "a certain heart depressant. It will slow your heart like the
brake on an automobile. It is a simple coal-oil product. It is quite
harmless. It was made by the well-known German firm of Baer & Company,
chemists, and it is so cheap. I shall see to it that you are rejected
for the draft. And--think of it!--only twenty-five dollars! For that
little sum I will keep you from being wounded or killed. You will each
one give me twenty-five dollars; then I will give you this bottle,
holding five grains for Monday, ten grains for Tuesday, fifteen grains
for Wednesday, twenty grains for Thursday, twenty-five grains for
Friday, and on Saturday you will be rejected." Ten minutes later the
necromancer had juggled twenty-five dollars out of the pocket of each
newly drafted boy and into his own right-hand pocket.
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