The miller became eloquent. His language was threatening, blasphemous,
and deafening. His whole ungainly body vibrated with a fury which, at
certain moments, grew to such a pitch that he would raise his chin
upwards until all that could be seen was a forest of beard, the while
he emitted an unearthly roar that could have been clearly heard on the
village road. The girl, who had been making preparations for supper,
glanced timidly at him, but continued her work. The cat, slumbering by
the stove, opened his eyes dreamily as if some sweet strain had come to
his ears then settled to slumber once more.
And the whole room resounded and quivered to the hurricane of sound.
With an air of complete imperturbability, the intruding guest slowly
backed towards the table and became engrossed in the task of refilling
his pipe, though beneath the glow-worm eyebrows his eyes (which were
very clear and blue, as though his excursions into the last free
element of nature had blown all the dust and grime away) held the
orator in a steady look.
"Fill your pipe?" he said cryptically, choosing a moment when his host
was swelling up with a breath that promised to burst his ribs.
The response was startling.
Exhausting the air from his lungs with the noise of steam escaping from
an overcharged boiler, the miller rushed blindly forward, crouching so
low that his beard against his discolored clothes suggested an ugly
bush against a background of slushy snow.
With the precision of a guardsman forming fours, the airman took one
pace to the rear with his left foot and one to the right with his right
foot. This maneuver, successfully completed, placed the table between
himself and his assailant, and, tilting it dexterously, he swiftly
thrust that article of furniture forward, where it came into violent
contact with the irate miller's knees and shins. With an indescribable
howl the worthy man fell back in a paroxysm of agony, grasping his
knees with both hands, and rocking to and fro like a demented dervish.
The airman bowed gravely to the girl. "I learned that," he said, "from
a gentleman by name of Charlie Chaplin. If you can oblige me with a
custard pie I shall hurl it at your uncle and thus complete the
Chaplinesque method of discounting violence."
The young woman's brows puckered. The spectacle of her uncle's
discomfiture had not disturbed her so much as this new kind of a person
who could bow so courteously, whose eyes twinkled humorously, and whose
words were full of gravity on the subject of custard pies. She came of
a race that coordinated gestures and the play of features with speech;
but this stranger of the air--_Sapristi!_
The moaning of the uncle grew less and his figure stopped its rocking;
but his red, blotchy eyes looked furtively at the young man, biding
their owner's time for a renewal of hostilities.
With an air of deep dejection the airman gazed at the unlovely
spectacle, then, very slowly, unfastened his holster and drew a
revolver.
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