With a new-fangled lady, that is dandy, nice, and spare, Who never knew what belong'd to good housekeeping or care, Who buys gaudy-color'd fans to play with wanton air, And seven or eight different dressings of other women's hair; Like a young courtier, etc. With a new-fashion'd hall, built where the old one stood, Hung round with new pictures, that do the poor no good, With a fine marble chimney, wherein burns neither coal nor wood, And a new smooth shovelboard, whereon no victuals ne'er stood; Like a young courtier, etc. With a new study, stuff'd full of pamphlets and plays, And a new chaplain, that swears faster than he prays, With a new buttery-hatch that opens once in four or five days, And a new French cook, to devise fine kickshaws and toys; Like a young courtier, etc. With a new fashion, when Christmasse is drawing on, On a new journey to London straight we all must begone, And leave none to keep house, but our new porter John, Who relieves the poor with a thump on the back with a stone; Like a young courtier, etc. With a new gentleman usher, whose carriage is compleat, With a new coachman, footmen, and pages to carry up the meat, With a waiting-gentlewoman, whose dressing is very neat, Who when her lady has din'd, lets the servants not eat; Like a young courtier, etc. With new titles of honour bought with his father's old gold, For which sundry of his ancestors' old manors are sold; And this is the course most of our new gallants hold, Which makes that good housekeeping is now grown so cold, Among the young courtiers of the King, Or the King's young courtiers.