Student riots are a chapter by themselves, and in Edinburgh were almost
to be looked upon as a matter of course, and to a mild extent still are,
on such occasions as Rectorial elections. In past times no occasion was
lost for burning the Pope in effigy, that was always a safe card to
play. Even the piety of old Edinburgh served to stimulate its brawls.
The famous commotion at the reading of the service book in St Giles’ on
23rd July 1637 is a case in point. Jenny Geddes is to-day commemorated
within the Cathedral itself, and she lives in history by her classic
pleasantry, on the Dean announcing the collect for the day: “Deil colic
the wame o’ thee fause thief, wilt thou say mass at my lug?” There is
one other story about Jenny to be told. On 19th June 1660 there were
great rejoicings in Edinburgh upon the Restoration. There was service at
the Church, banquet of sweetmeats and wine at the Cross, which ran
claret for the benefit of the populace; at night there were fireworks at
the Castle, effigies of Cromwell and the Devil were paraded through the
streets, bonfires blazed everywhere, and as fuel for these last Jenny is
reported to have contributed her stool. No doubt much water had run
under the bridge since 1637; Jenny may or may not have changed her
views, but she was nothing if not enthusiastic, and there was really no
inconsistency in her conduct. Other folk than Jenny had a difficulty to
reconcile their various devotions!
The people of Edinburgh had a strong aversion from bishops. On 4th June
1674, as the members of the Council were going to their meeting-place in
the Parliament Close, fifteen ladies appeared with a petition for a free
ministry. Archbishop Sharp was pointedly described as Judas, and
Traitor. Indeed one of the ladies struck him on the neck, screaming that
he should yet pay for it ere all was done. Any scandal against a bishop
was readily circulated. Bishop Patterson of Edinburgh was lampooned as a
profligate and loose liver. In the midst of a seemingly impassioned
discourse he is said to have kissed, in the pulpit, his bandstrings,
that being the signal agreed upon between him and his lady-love to prove
that he could think upon her even in the midst of solemn duties. He was
nicknamed “Bishop Bandstrings.” The bishops of the persecuting Church
disappear from history in a rather undignified manner. Patrick Walker
tells with great glee how at the Revolution, as the convention grew more
and more enthusiastic for the new order, they, fourteen in number, “were
expelled at once and stood in a crowd with pale faces in the Parliament
Close.” Some daring members of the crowd knocked the heads of the poor
prelates “hard upon each other,” the bishops slunk off, and presently
were seen no more in the streets. “But some of us,” continues Patrick,
“would have rejoiced still more to have seen the whole cabalsie sent
closally down the Bow that they might have found the weight of their
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