England -- Social life and customs -- Humor; English wit and humor; Housekeeping -- Humor; Marriage -- Humor
Mrs. Van Dieman did not seem to understand about my district, and when
I explained again she said it was quite different with that sort of
people; they had no one to advise them, and it made a break in the day
having some one to take an interest. All the same, I thought I would
persevere. There ought not to be one law for the rich and another for
the poor, so I said I would continue my visits, and hoped to find her
in a better frame of mind next time I called.
I then went to the rector’s house and was shown into his study. He was
busy doing accounts.
“Ah, good morning, rector,” I said, “glad to see you at work. I just
called round to have a chat with you. Now tell me, do you find yourself
well and satisfactorily shepherded here?”
“Pardon me, I think there must be some mistake,” said my dear Mr. Tracy.
“No, indeed,” I said, “no mistake. I only wanted to be a help, if
possible. You are in my district, you know, and it is my duty to find
out if your spiritual welfare is being attended to. I should be sorry
if you suffered from neglect of anything I could do to help or advise.”
“It is very good of you, Mrs. Molyneux,” he replied, though he seemed
rather embarrassed. “Of course, I am only too grateful for any
assistance, but, indeed, I hardly understand----”
“Well, then,” I said, “let us sit down and talk it over. Do you find
you get enough mental stimulus in the town?”
“Do you mean that there is a lack of culture?” he asked. “Because if
so you have put your finger on the weakest point in our society. I
find an extraordinary lack of enthusiasm for anything really great
in literature or painting or music. It is quite deplorable; it has
evidently struck you----”
“It has, indeed.” (This was the most successful visit I had paid.) “I
should be so glad if there were anything in that direction that I could
throw light upon for you.”
“I didn’t know that you were an authority on these things, Mrs.
Molyneux,” he said, greatly impressed.
“I am not,” I answered. “I don’t know anything about any of them, but
you are in my district, so I was bound to come and take an interest in
you, wasn’t I?”
The dear thing was so nice about it, and talked so charmingly about the
Pre-Raphaelites, and the _Saturday Review_, and the ungracefulness of
crinolines, that I felt there was no room in him for improvement, so I
would go to some more deserving case. I called next upon Mr. Figgins
who writes books. I found him writing in his study.
“Good afternoon, Figgins, hard at work as usual,” I began.
He was very nice to me, and pretended he was not at all busy, so I sat
down on the edge of my chair, and looked about.
“This is my day for the district,” I said, “and I knew I should find
you at home just now. I suppose you are beginning to make plenty of
money with your books? I hope you are putting some of it by.”
Mr. Figgins looked at me rather curiously, and said he would order tea.
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