England -- Social life and customs -- Humor; English wit and humor; Housekeeping -- Humor; Marriage -- Humor
People of other countries, who have lived or stayed in England or have
made English friends abroad, know nothing of this Mrs. Simpson; she
is a product of the foreign railways and hotels, like the American
whom we all know by sight and hearsay but who is unrecognised by his
own countrymen. All the same, it was a long time before I could enjoy
myself anywhere out of England without feeling the spell cast upon
my spirit by the dreary, woebegone, helpless mothers and daughters,
husbands and wives, who wandered away to their bedrooms in single file
between meals, were always blocking up the bureau, asking questions
about baths and the English services, and who stared at one another in
the lifts, and talked in undertones at their little tables. There was
one couple, in an hotel in Rome, who made conversation to each other
for a week on what I judged from their faces to be such subjects as
mausoleums, dentists, cold cream, and muffins. At last the husband said
something really amusing--I heard it with great pleasure--to which his
wife made a grimace and said: “Really, dear, you are quite beyond me
altogether.”
Henry--I remember that was his name--ought not to have stood it, but
he did. He ought to have slapped her, and kicked over the table and
left the room for ever. I should have rejoiced, more than I can say,
on account of the blow that it would have given, in every town in
Baedeker, to the continental Mrs. Simpson.
I paid dearly for my rashness in leaving the shores of England. When I
returned the sword had fallen.
Mullins had been saving steadily during the past years, and Ruth had
undertaken to marry him in the spring. Much as she disliked being
interfered with, she disliked still more being left to herself; but
whether marriage forms any solution to this dilemma, it will be for
her to decide. I shall encourage the young Mullinses if there are any,
remembering always that a wife and mother cannot give notice.
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