The above reflections came to mind after taking a walk with an old
comrade, Jack Spiggot by name, who is just passing into the state of
old-bachelorhood, after the manly and blooming youth in which I remember
him. Jack was one of the handsomest fellows in England when we entered
together in the Highland Buffs; but I quitted the Cuttykilts early, and
lost sight of him for many years.
Ah! how changed he is from those days! He wears a waistband now, and has
begun to dye his whiskers. His cheeks, which were red, are now mottled;
his eyes, once so bright and steadfast, are the colour of peeled
plovers' eggs.
'Are you married, Jack?' says I, remembering how consumedly in love he
was with his cousin Letty Lovelace, when the Cuttykilts were quartered
at Strathbungo some twenty years ago.
'Married? no,' says he. 'Not money enough. Hard enough to keep myself,
much more a family, on five hundred a year. Come to Dickinson's; there's
some of the best Madeira in London there, my boy.' So we went and talked
over old times. The bill for dinner and wine consumed was prodigious,
and the quantity of brandy-and-water that Jack took showed what a
regular boozer he was. 'A guinea or two guineas. What the devil do I
care what I spend for my dinner?' says he.
'And Letty Lovelace?' says I.
Jack's countenance fell. However, he burst into a loud laugh presently.
'Letty Lovelace!' says he. 'She's Letty Lovelace still; but Gad, such a
wizened old woman! She's as thin as a thread-paper; (you remember what a
figure she had:) her nose has got red, and her teeth blue. She's
always ill; always quarrelling with the rest of the family; always
psalm-singing, and always taking pills. Gad, I had a rare escape THERE.
Push round the grog, old boy.'
Straightway memory went back to the days when Letty was the loveliest
of blooming young creatures: when to hear her sing was to make the heart
jump into your throat; when to see her dance, was better than Montessu
or Noblet (they were the Ballet Queens of those days); when Jack used to
wear a locket of her hair, with a little gold chain round his neck, and,
exhilarated with toddy, after a sederunt of the Cuttykilt mess, used
to pull out this token, and kiss it, and howl about it, to the great
amusement of the bottle-nosed old Major and the rest of the table.
'My father and hers couldn't put their horses together,' Jack said. 'The
General wouldn't come down with more than six thousand. My governor said
it shouldn't be done under eight. Lovelace told him to go and be hanged,
and so we parted company. They said she was in a decline. Gammon! She's
forty, and as tough and as sour as this bit of lemon-peel. Don't put
much into your punch, Snob my boy. No man CAN stand punch after wine.'
'And what are your pursuits, Jack?' says I.
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