The Book of the Thousand Nights and a Night — Volume 01 (of 10)
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The Book of the Thousand Nights and a Night — Volume 01 (of 10)
Fairy tales -- Arab countries; Folklore -- Arab countries
Said he again, "Thy
womb, thy vulva;" and she struck him a second slap crying, "O fie, O
fie, this is another ugly word; is there no shame in thee?" Quoth he,
"Thy coynte;" and she cried, "O thou! art wholly destitute of modesty?"
and thumped him and bashed him. Then cried the Porter, "Thy
clitoris,"[158] whereat the eldest lady came down upon him with a yet
sorer beating, and said, "No;" and he said, "'Tis so," and the Porter
went on calling the same commodity by sundry other names, but whatever
he said they beat him more and more till his neck ached and swelled
with the blows he had gotten; and on this wise they made him a butt and
a laughing-stock. At last he turned upon them asking, "And what do you
women call this article?" Whereto the damsel made answer, "The basil of
the bridges."[159] Cried the Porter, "Thank Allah for my safety: aid me
and be thou propitious, O basil of the bridges!" They passed round the
cup and tossed off the bowl again, when the second lady stood up; and,
stripping off all her clothes, cast herself into the cistern and did as
the first had done; then she came out of the water and throwing her
naked form on the Porter's lap pointed to her machine and said, "O
light of mine eyes, do tell me what is the name of this concern?" He
replied as before, "Thy slit;" and she rejoined, "Hath such term no
shame for thee?" and cuffed him and buffeted him till the saloon rang
with the blows. Then quoth she, "O fie! O fie! how canst thou say this
without blushing?" He suggested, "The basil of the bridges;" but she
would not have it and she said, "No! no!" and struck him and slapped
him on the back of the neck. Then he began calling out all the names he
knew, "Thy slit, thy womb, thy coynte, thy clitoris;" and the girls
kept on saying, "No! no!" So he said, "I stick to the basil of the
bridges;" and all the three laughed till they fell on their backs and
laid slaps on his neck and said, "No! no! that's not its proper name."
Thereupon he cried, "O my sisters, what _is_ its name?" and they
replied, "What sayest thou to the husked sesame-seed?" Then the
cateress donned her clothes and they fell again to carousing, but the
Porter kept moaning, "Oh! and Oh!" for his neck and shoulders, and the
cup passed merrily round and round again for a full hour. After that
time the eldest and handsomest lady stood up and stripped off her
garments, whereupon the Porter took his neck in hand, and rubbed and
shampoo'd it, saying, "My neck and shoulders are on the way of
Allah!"[160] Then she threw herself into the basin, and swam and dived,
sported and washed; and the Porter looked at her naked figure as though
she had been a slice of the moon[161] and at her face with the sheen of
Luna when at full, or like the dawn when it brighteneth, and he noted
her noble stature and shape, and those glorious forms that quivered as
she went; for she was naked as the Lord made her. Then he cried "Alack!
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