The Book of the Thousand Nights and a Night — Volume 01 (of 10)
General
The Book of the Thousand Nights and a Night — Volume 01 (of 10)
Fairy tales -- Arab countries; Folklore -- Arab countries
Quoth her sister Dunyazad, "Finish for us thy story;" and she answered,
"With joy and goodly gree." It hath reached me, O auspicious King, that
the damsels stinted not saying to the Porter "Thy prickle, thy pintle,
thy pizzle," and he ceased not kissing and biting and hugging until his
heart was satisfied, and they laughed on till they could no more. At
last one said, "O our brother, what, then, is it called?" Quoth he,
"Know ye not?" Quoth they, "No!" "Its veritable name," said he, "is
mule Burst-all, which browseth on the basil of the bridges, and
muncheth the husked sesame, and nighteth in the Khan of Abu Mansur."
Then laughed they till they fell on their backs, and returned to their
carousal, and ceased not to be after this fashion till night began to
fall. Thereupon said they to the Porter, "Bismillah,[164] O our master,
up and on with those sorry old shoes of thine and turn thy face and
show us the breadth of thy shoulders!" Said he, "By Allah, to part with
my soul would be easier for me than departing from you: come let us
join night to day, and to-morrow morning we will each wend our own
way." "My life on you," said the procuratrix, "suffer him to tarry with
us, that we may laugh at him: we may live out our lives and never meet
with his like, for surely he is a right merry rogue and a witty."[165]
So they said, "Thou must not remain with us this night save on
condition that thou submit to our commands, and that whatso thou seest,
thou ask no questions thereanent, nor enquire of its cause." "All
right," rejoined he, and they said, "Go read the writing over the
door." So he rose and went to the entrance and there found written in
letters of gold wash; "WHOSO SPEAKETH OF WHAT CONCERNETH HIM NOT, SHALL
HEAR WHAT PLEASETH HIM NOT!"[166] The Porter said, "Be ye witnesses
against me that I will not speak on whatso concerneth me not." Then the
cateress arose, and set food before them and they ate; after which they
changed their drinking-place for another, and she lighted the lamps and
candles and burned ambergris and aloes-wood, and set on fresh fruit and
the wine service, when they fell to carousing and talking of their
lovers. And they ceased not to eat and drink and chat, nibbling dry
fruits and laughing and playing tricks for the space of a full hour
when lo! a knock was heard at the gate. The knocking in no wise
disturbed the seance, but one of them rose and went to see what it was
and presently returned, saying, "Truly our pleasure for this night is
to be perfect." "How is that?" asked they; and she answered, "At the
gate be three Persian Kalandars[167] with their beards and heads and
eyebrows shaven; and all three blind of the left eye—which is surely a
strange chance. They are foreigners from Roum-land with the mark of
travel plain upon them; they have just entered Baghdad, this being
their first visit to our city; and the cause of their knocking at our
Public-domain text, read in full here on John Shaqi.
Reviews
Reviews
No reviews yet
Be the first to share your thoughts on this work.
Elsewhere in the archive
Join the Discussion
Join the discussion
Sign in to leave a comment or review.
Sign InorCreate an account