Another and more religious means was to quote John, ch. ix., concerning
the curse of the blind man, and Exodus, ch. xii., where it is written
that no bone of the Passover shall be broken; and then to touch your
teeth during Mass, by which time it was more than probable that your
pains should cease. Ague, another common complaint, had several
remedies. You might either write Abracadabra triangularly and hang
it round your neck, or visit at dead of night the nearest cross-road
five different times, and there bury a new-laid egg (this has never
been known to fail), or emulate Ashmole, the astrologer, who wrote in
1661:--
I took early in the morning a good dose of elixir and hung three
spiders about my neck; they drove my ague away.
Against mad-dog bite there were more complicated methods than mere
Pasteurisation, and what is more, you had a large choice. A cure was
effected by writing on a piece of bread the words:--
Irioni Khiriori effera Kuder fere.
then swallowing it; or writing on a piece of paper or bread the words:--
Oh, King of Glory, Jesus Christ, come in peace in the name of the
Father + max in the name of the Son + max in the name of the Holy
Ghost, prax, Gaspar, Melchior, Balthasar + prax + max + God imax +.
Some people were known to have been cured by a man who wrote
Hax, pax, max, Deus adimax
on an apple, which he gave the patient to eat; but this, says Wierus,
was very impious.
According to Cato, bones out of joint could be put back into place by
the charm:--
Danata, daries, dardaries, astataries.
Divers were but little distinguished from one another, and we find a
number of cures for fevers included under one generic form. Several
cures are given by Wierus:--
Wash your hands with the patient and say Psalm 144. "Exaltabo te, Deus
meus Rex."
Or:--
Take the invalid's hand and say "Acque facilis tibi febris haec fit,
atque Mariae Virgini Christi partus."
Or:--
Take three holy wafers, and write on the first, "So is the Father,
so is Life"; on the second, "So is the Son, so is the Saint"; on
the third, "So is the Holy Ghost, so is the remedy." Take these
three wafers to the fever patient and tell him to eat them on three
consecutive days, neither eating nor drinking anything else; also say
fifteen times daily the Pater and the Ave.
A similar prescription is found in the following:--
Cut an apple in three places and write on the first, "Increatus
Pater"; on the second, "Immensus Pater"; and on the third, "Aeternus
Pater"; then let the patient eat them fasting on three different days.
The following savours little less of religion:--
For fever wryt thys words on a lorell lef + Ysmael + Ysmael + adjuro
vos per angelum ut soporetur iste Homo. And ley thys lef under hys
head that he mete not thereof and let hym ete Letuse oft and drynk
Ip'e seed smal grounden in a mortar and temper yt with ale.
A cure for epilepsy was contained in the following words:--
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