The Boss, and How He Came to Rule New YorkLewis, Alfred Henry
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The Boss, and How He Came to Rule New York
Lewis, Alfred Henry
New York (N.Y.) -- Fiction; Political fiction; Politicians -- Fiction
“Always go with th' current; that's th' first rule of leadership. It's
easier; an' there's more water down stream than up.
“Think first, last, an' all th' time of yourself. You may not be of
account to others, but you're the whole box of tricks to yourself. Don't
give a man more than he gives you. Folks who don't stick to that steer
land either in bankruptcy or Bloomin'dale.
“An' remember: while you're Boss, you'll be forced into many things
ag'inst your judgment. The head of Tammany is like th' head of a snake,
an' gets shoved forward by the tail. Also, like th' head of a snake, th'
Boss is th' target for every rock that is thrown.
“Have as many lieutenants as you can; twenty are safer than two. Two
might fake up a deal with each other to throw you down; twenty might
start, but before they got to you they'd fight among themselves.
“Have people about you who distrust each other an' trust you. Keep th'
leaders fightin' among themselves. That prevents combinations ag'inst
you; an' besides they'll do up each other whenever you say the word,
where every man is hated by the rest.
“Always pay your political debts; but pay with a jolly as far as it'll
go. If you find one who won't take a jolly, throw a scare into him and
pay him with that. If he's a strong, dangerous mug with whom a jolly
or a bluff won't work, get him next to you as fast as you can. If you
strike an obstinate party, it's th' old rule for drivin' pigs. If you
want 'em to go forward, pull 'em back by th' tails. Never trust a man
beyond his interest; an' never love the man, love what he does.
“The whole science of leadership lies in what I've told you, an' if you
can clinch onto it, you'll stick at th' top till you go away, like I do
now, to die. An' th' last of it is, don't get sentimental--don't take
politics to heart. Politics is only worth while so long as it fills your
pockets. Don't tie yourself to anything. A political party is like a
street car; stay with it only while it goes your way. A great partisan
can never be a great Boss.”
When I found myself master of Tammany, my primary thought was to be
cautious. I must strengthen myself; I must give myself time to take
root. This was the more necessary, for not only were there a full score
of the leaders, any one of whom would prefer himself for my place, but
the political condition was far from reassuring. The workingman--whom as
someone said we all respect and avoid--was through his unions moving to
the town's conquest. It was as that movement of politics in the land
of the ancient Nile. Having discovered a Moses, the hand-workers would
offer him for the mayoralty on the issue of no more bricks without
straw.
Skilled to the feel of sentiment, I could gauge both the direction
and the volume of the new movement. Nor was I long in coming to the
knowledge that behind it marched a majority of the people. Unless
checked, or cheated, that labor uprising would succeed; Tammany and its
old-time enemies would alike go down.
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