The Boss, and How He Came to Rule New YorkLewis, Alfred Henry
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The Boss, and How He Came to Rule New York
Lewis, Alfred Henry
New York (N.Y.) -- Fiction; Political fiction; Politicians -- Fiction
“Is Bill Gothecore wise? Gov'nor, I don't want to paint a promise so
brilliant I can't make good, but Gothecore is th' most thorough workman
on our list. Why, they call him 'Clean Sweep Bill!' I put him in th'
Tenderloin for six months, an' he got away with everything but th' back
fence.”
“Very well,” said I, “the care of these colonists is in your hands.
Here's a list of the places where they're berthed.”
“You needn't give 'em another thought, Gov'nor,” observed the Chief.
Then, as he arose to depart: “Somethin's got to be done about them
captains turnin' square. They act as a scare to th' others. I'll tell
you what: Make the price of a captaincy twenty thousand dollars. That'll
be a hurdle no honest man can take. Whoever pays it, we can bet on as a
member of our tribe. One honest captain queers a whole force; it's like
a horse goin' lame.” This last, moodily.
In the eleventh hour, by our suggestion and at our cost, the Republican
managers put up a ticket. This was made necessary by certain inveterate
ones who would unite with nothing in which Tammany owned a part. As
between us and the labor forces, they would have offered themselves to
the latter. They must be given a ticket of their own whereon to waste
themselves.
The campaign itself was a whirlwind of money. That princely fund
promised by Morton was paid down to me on the nail, and I did not stint
or save it when a chance opened to advance our power by its employment.
I say “I did not stint,” because, in accord with Tammany custom, the
fund was wholly in my hands.
As most men know, there is no such post as that of Chief of Tammany
Hall. The office is by coinage, and the title by conference, of the
public. There exists a finance committee of, commonly, a dozen names. It
never meets, and the members in ordinary are 'to hear and know no
more about the money of the organization than of sheep-washing among
Ettrick's hills and vales. There is a chairman; into his hands all
moneys come. These, in his care and name, and where and how and if he
chooses, are put in bank. He keeps no books; he neither gives nor
takes a scrap of paper, nor so much as writes a letter of thanks, in
connection with such treasurership. He replies to no one for this
money; he spends or keeps as he sees fit, and from beginning to end has
the sole and only knowledge of either the intake or the outgo of the
millions of the machine. The funds are wholly in his possession. To
borrow a colloquialism, “He is the Man with the Money,” and since money
is the mainspring of practical politics, it follows as the tail the
kite, and without the intervention of either rule or statute, that he
is The Boss. Being supreme with the money, he is supreme with the men of
the machine, and it was the holding of this chairmanship which gave me
my style and place as Chief.
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