The Boss, and How He Came to Rule New YorkLewis, Alfred Henry
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The Boss, and How He Came to Rule New York
Lewis, Alfred Henry
New York (N.Y.) -- Fiction; Political fiction; Politicians -- Fiction
“About four,” I replied. “Then at each polling booth there would be a
dozen pullers-in, to bring up the voters, and go with them to see that
they put in the right ballots. This last, you will notice, is by the
Australian system made impossible.”
“It is the duty of artillery people,” drawled Morton, “whenever the
armor people invent a plate that cannot be perforated by guns in being,
don't y' know, to at once invent a gun that shall pierce it. The same
holds good in politics. Gad! we must invent a gun that shall knock a
hole through this Australian armor; we must, really! A beastly system, I
should call it, which those beggarly Australians have constructed! It's
no wonder: they are all convicts down there, and it would need a felon
to devise such an interference. However, this is what I suggest. You
must get into your hands, we'll put it, five thousand of the printed
ballots in advance of election day. This may be secretly done, don't y'
know, by paying the printers where the tickets are being struck off. A
printer is such an avaricious dog; he is, really! The tickets would be
equally distributed among those men with the money whom you send about
the polling places. A ballot in each instance should be marked with the
cross for Tammany Hall before it is given to the recruit. He will then
carry it into the booth in his pocket. Having received the regular
ticket from the hands of the judges, he can go through the form of
retiring, don't y' know; then reappear and give in the ticket which was
marked by your man of the machine.”
“And yet,” said I breaking in, “I do not see how you've helped the
situation. The recruit might still vote the ticket handed him by the
judges, for all our wisdom. Moreover, it would be no easy matter to get
hold of fifty thousand tickets, all of which we would require to make
sure. Five thousand we might manage, but that would not be enough.”
“You should let me finish; you should, really!” returned Morton. “One
would not pay the recruit until he returned to that gentleman of finance
with whom he was dealing, don't y' know, and put into his hands the
unmarked ballot with which the judges had endowed him. That would prove
his integrity; and it would also equip your agent with a new fresh
ballot against the next recruit. Thus you would never run out of
ballots. Gad! I flatter myself, I've hit upon an excellent idea, don't
y' know!” and with that, Morton began delicately to caress his mustache,
again taking on his masquerade of the ineffably inane.
Morton's plan was good; I saw its merits in a flash. He had proposed
a sure system by which the machine might operate in spite of that
antipodean law. We used it too, and it was half the reason of our
victory. Upon its proposal, I extended my compliments to Morton.
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