The Boss, and How He Came to Rule New YorkLewis, Alfred Henry
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The Boss, and How He Came to Rule New York
Lewis, Alfred Henry
New York (N.Y.) -- Fiction; Political fiction; Politicians -- Fiction
“There is one point, sure,” resumed the Reverend Bronson, going backward
in his trend of thought, “and of that I warn you. I shall not give up
this fight. I began with an attack upon those robbers, and I've been
withstood by ones who should have strengthened my hands. I shall now
assail, not alone the lawbreakers, but their protectors. I shall attack
the machine and the police. I shall take this story into every paper
that will print it; I shall summon the pulpits to my aid; I shall
arouse the people, if they be not deaf or dead, to wage war on those who
protect such vultures in their rapine for a share of its returns. There
shall be a moral awakening; and you may yet conclude, when you sit down
in the midst of defeat, that honesty is after all the best policy, and
that virtue has its reward.”
The Reverend Bronson, in the heat of feeling, had risen from the chair,
and declaimed rather than said this, while striding up and down. To
him it was as though my floor were a rostrum, and the private office of
Tammany's Chief, a lecture room. I am afraid I smiled a bit cynically at
his ardor and optimism, for he took me in sharp hand, “Oh! I shall not
lack recruits,” said he, “and some will come from corners you might
least suspect. I met your great orator, Mr. Gutterglory, but a moment
ago; he gave me his hand, and promised his eloquence to the cause of
reform.”
“Nor does that surprise me,” said I. Then, with a flush of wrath: “You
may say to orator Gutterglory that I shall have something to remind him
of when he takes the stump in your support.”
My anger over Gutterglory owned a certain propriety of foundation. He
was that sodden Cicero who marred the scene when, long before, I called
on Big Kennedy, with the reputable old gentleman and Morton, to consult
over the Gas Company's injunction antics touching Mulberry Traction.
By some wonderful chance, Gutterglory had turned into sober walks. Big
Kennedy, while he lived, and afterward I, myself, had upheld him, and
put him in the way of money. He paid us with eloquence in conventions
and campaigns, and on show occasions when Tammany would celebrate a
holiday or a victory. From low he soared to high, and surely none was
more pleased thereby than I. On every chance I thrust him forward; and
I was sedulous to see that always a stream of dollar-profit went running
his way.
Morton, I remember, did not share my enthusiasm. It was when I suggested
Gutterglory as counsel for Mulberry.
“But really now!” objected Morton, with just a taint of his old-time
lisp, “the creature doesn't know enough. He's as shallow as a skimming
dish, don't y' know.”
“Gutterglory is the most eloquent of men,” I protested.
“I grant you the beggar is quite a talker, and all that,” retorted
Morton, twirling that potential eyeglass, “but the trouble is, old
chap, that when we've said that, we've said all. Gutterglory is a mere
rhetorical freak. He ought to take a rest, and give his brain a chance
to grow up with his vocabulary.”
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