The Boss, and How He Came to Rule New YorkLewis, Alfred Henry
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The Boss, and How He Came to Rule New York
Lewis, Alfred Henry
New York (N.Y.) -- Fiction; Political fiction; Politicians -- Fiction
“'Some duck jumps after him to save him,' says this party who yells
'overboard!' 'First one, an' then t'other, hits th' water. They oughter
be some'ers about.'
“That second party in th' river was Melting Moses. An' say! Gov'nor, he
didn't go after Gothecore to save him; not he! Melting Moses had shoved
Gothecore in; an' seein' him swimmin' hard, an' likely to get ashore,
he goes after him to cinch th' play. I'll tell you one thing: he cinches
it. He piles himself on Gothecore's back, an' then he crooks his right
arm about Gothecore's neck--the reg'lar garotte hug! an' enough to choke
th' life out by itself. That aint th' worst.” Here the Chief's voice
sunk to a whisper. “Melting Moses had his teeth buried in Gothecore's
throat. Did you ever unlock a bulldog from his hold? Well, it was easy
money compared to unhookin' Melting Moses from Gothecore. Sure! both was
dead as mackerels when they got 'em out; they're on th' ice right now.
Oh, well!” concluded the Chief; “I told Gothecore his finish more'n
once. 'Don't rough people around so, Bill,' I'd say; 'you'll dig up more
snakes than you can kill.' But he wouldn't listen; he was all for th'
strong-arm, an' th' knock-about! It's a bad system. Nothin's lost by
bein' smooth, Gov'nor; nothin's lost by bein' smooth!” and the Chief
sighed lugubriously; after which he mopped his forehead and looked
pensively from the window.
Your river sailor, on the blackest night, will feel the tide for its
ebb or flow by putting his hand in the water. In a manner of speaking,
I could now as plainly feel the popular current setting against the
machine. It was like a strong flood, and with my experience of the town
and its tempers I knew that we were lost. That murdered man who might
have been a witness, and the violence done to the Reverend Bronson, were
arguments in everybody's mouth.
And so the storm fell; the machine was swept away as by a flood. There
was no sleight of the ballot that might have saved the day; our money
proved no defense. The people fell upon Tammany and crushed it, and the
town went from under my hand.
Morton had seen disaster on its way.
“And, really! I don't half like it,” observed that lounging king of
traction. “It will cost me a round fifty thousand dollars, don't y'
know! Of course, I shall give Tammany the usual fifty thousand, if only
for the memory of old days. But, by Jove! there's those other chaps.
Now they're going to win, in the language of our departed friend, Mr.
Kennedy, I'll have to 'sweeten' them. It's a deuced bore contributing to
both parties, but this time I can't avoid it--really!” and Morton stared
feebly into space, as though the situation held him helpless with its
perplexities.
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